Come Get Y'all Juice

David l 28 l he/him

[iam-not-really-here]

[hymnism]

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[punkrock-bottom]

I think it’s very normal and cool and healthy even to leave work every day feeling like I’ve just survived a wild animal attack. I think 40 more years of this is good for me

[pierppasolini]

Pink Narcissus (1971) // dir. James Bidgood

[junkfoodcinemas]

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[petersonreviews]

Airplane! (1980), dir. by Jim Abrahams and David and Jerry Zucker

[strangerbynight9889]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[tartharyen]

I Love Boosters (2026) dir. Boots Riley TEASER TRAILER | IN THEATERS MAY 22

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[medievaljournalist]

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

[bunnymedley]