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she/her

[thinkingoutlouddblog]

spencer reid masterlist

CASUAL SEX!SPENCER

ongoing interconnected standalones

contains smut, soft dom!Spencer, fools in love, canon typical violence, hurt/comfort, sweet florist!reader

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the agreement (smut/fluff) - in which you only see Spencer when there is something he needs to forget

You know it’s been a particularly bad case when Spencer Reid comes knocking on your front door. When he needs to forget. That is your agreement. Spencer allows you a split second to register that it is him you have opened the door to, and then he is surging forward, grabbing your face with both hands. The kiss is needy and harsh. He kisses you like he wants to devour you. This is how you know you are in for a good night. Hot, heavy and rough, just how you like him.

doctor doctor (hurt/comfort) - in which you call the only doctor you know (and the only person you want to see) on the way to the hospital

“Is there anyone else you want me to call for you?”Embarrassed, you shake your head no. Sliced open on the street and the only person in the world you have to call is the guy you’re having casual sex with.

the interview (fluff/angst) *COMING SOON* - in which Spencer and Morgan interview you about an unsub and jealousy rears its ugly head

The interviews Spencer and Derek were conducting were supposed to be routine.The unsub in their current case had a unique signature - leaving floral arrangements in the mouths of his victims, stems placed delicately down their throats. Luckily the killer used some rare flowers in his displays, allowing Garcia to narrow down his potential stockists to a handful of florists within the geographical profile. Unfortunately, the unsub was smart enough to avoid tracking through the use of cash. So, with limited other leads that left the team with nothing to do but present the profile and pictures of the arrangements to the florists on Garcia’s list and hope it shook something loose. Routine ‘anything here look or sound familiar?’ interviews. That’s all Reid and Morgan had been sent to do. But there was nothing routine about running into the person you were casually sleeping with in front of Derek Morgan.

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[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[bloodynosebitch]

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

[ohlittlefox]

is someone chasing you?

[seaphine]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[peaches-and-dream]

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

[omgshesblowinbubbles]

What Ilya saw through that peephole 😭

[escapepodding]

Hollanov amnesia but instead of forgetting Ilya, Shane instead forgets hockey. Lack of memory also means he doesn't have context for why everyone is freaking out.

Shane: So my main source of income is gone and it will likely affect my other sources of income?

Yuna, holding his hand: Honey don't be ridiculous if you can't play because of this injury they still have to pay out to the end of your contract and we've already invested to make sure you're richer than anyone would ever need to be.

Shane: So what is the problem?

Ilya, in tears: What is in your head? What are you actually thinking about in their? You're brain is 95% hockey what is even left? How are you even still breathing???

They make Shane watch games to try and jog it back and he just looks afraid and slightly turned on. His loved ones WANT him to do that?! He's trying to read a WikiHow on hockey on his phone under the table to keep up with most conversations. He doesn't get it.

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[ily-a]

We can't be something, Hollander. Would you want to be, if we could? HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

[brainrotbee]

Ilya was elbow deep in a plastic tote when he was caught. 

“What are you doing?” Shane asked. 

Ilya stood quickly, nearly hitting his head on the metal rack. “Nothing.” 

Shane narrowed his eyes. “Why are you looking through my closet?” 

“Our closet soon, moya chernika,” Ilya reminded him, smoothly stepping out of their closet. 

“Blueberry?” Shane translated, tilting his head like Anya when she was curious. He looked adorable. 

“Good job,” Ilya praised, raising a suggestive eyebrow. 

“You’re not going to distract me that easily.” Shane gave him a stern look. “What are you doing?” 

Ilya hesitated. There wasn’t much point in lying anymore after he was so clearly caught. Besides, he’d done enough lying to Shane for a lifetime. “You know the Olympics?” 

A wry smile tugged at Shane’s lips. “I’ve heard of them.” Anyone who said he wasn’t funny was a liar. 

“The 2014 ones,” Ilya clarified. “Team Canada wore this sweater.” 

Shane eyed him suspiciously. “The fleece; I remember.” 

“Do you still have it?” 

“Why?” Shane asked, crossing his arms. 

“I want to see you in it.” 

“Why?” he asked again. Ilya decided to stop dancing around the subject. 

“Because you were so cute in it,” he cooed, running his hands over Shane’s arms. “You looked so soft and—what is word—snuggly.” 

Shane rolled his eyes but he was definitely blushing. “Oh my God.” He began to walk away. “No.”

Ilya followed him, tugging at his shirt. “Please,” he begged. He sounded whiny, even to his own ears. 

“Absolutely not.” 

“Shane.” Ilya dragged out his name. 

“No,” Shane said again. He turned around, annoyed. “You should’ve told me how I looked when I was wearing it instead of telling me to fuck off.” 

 Ilya was hit with the sudden memory of their conversation years ago in the Sochi arena. He’d been cold, dismissive, much too cruel to Shane Hollander in his adorable team Canada sweater. “Ok, I am asshole,” Ilya agreed. He was ready to get on his knees and beg. “I’m sorry.” 

“You weren’t then.” It wasn't true but it was easy to see why Shane thought that. The last of his irritation faded as he began to walk away again. “Come on. I’m hungry. Let’s make dinner.” 

Ilya groaned dramatically but still followed. He’d have to try again another day. Shane was going to wear that fleece, one way or another. 

~

“I’m home,” Ilya called as he shut the door behind him. He kicked off his shoes, muddy from his morning run. 

“In here,” Shane called from the living room. He'd skipped their run to catch up "work," whatever that meant. Ilya followed the sound of his voice and saw the man he loved sitting on the couch, Anya beside him, and wearing a familiar white fleece. He looked up, his glasses slightly askew. “How was your—oof.” 

His sentence was cut off by Ilya practically jumping over the couch and tackling him in a hug. “You wore it,” Ilya exclaimed. Anya huffed and moved to sit elsewhere, offended by the sudden intrusion. 

“Well,” Shane said shyly. “I happened to be digging through some old boxes and found it.” 

“So this is not for me?” Ilya teased. Shane furrowed his brows comically. 

“No, of course not.” He smiled and oh God, Ilya loved him. He took his face in his hands and peppered dozens of kisses all over his freckled cheeks, exactly what he wished he could’ve done in 2014. 

“Thank you,” he whispered. He felt Shane’s smile grow wider under his lips.

[jaymanclayton]

As much as David loves Yuna and Shane, you just know some days he's just happy to have Ilya, who is emotionally intelligent and has a great sense of humour and some balance in his approach to hockey.

They exchange looks often, "you're hearing what I'm hearing?" and they probably cook together too.

[notahungrywish]

When Yuna has her “no son(in law) of mine will have inferior brand deals and management” takeover shortly after she learns about Shane and Ilya, how long do you think it takes her to figure out his money situation with his family?

I’m imagining her/maybe Shane playfully ribbing him about how he has no real financial manger or decent investments and what do you MEAN you just let a paycheck like that sit in your account while buying luxury cars every five minutes no wonder your net worth is shockingly low for your value, etc etc. and he’s not even offended he’s surprised and pleased that his new family is so invested in him and also enjoys watching where Shane gets some of his crazy. Like Ilya Mommy Issues Rozanov is “yes please ma’am optimize my finances and worry about my wellbeing harder” while he shovels whatever David made for dinner in his mouth.

But then at some point while she’s (lovingly) harping on his financial irresponsibility he just kind of quietly mentions that actually so much of his paycheck was going back home to his family when he was younger that he needed to blow shit on cars or whatever pretty quick if he didn’t want it to disappear. And she realizes that yeah he’s a little dummy who spent a concerning amount of money on VIP sections last year and thinks bank account interest is investing but he was also a child supporting his entire family in a foreign country with no one bothering to look out for his best interest or explain planning for a future.

David gets treated to impassioned rants every night about how “David I’m not convinced anyone even read that boy his contract in Russian”.

She starts managing him as well, obviously, and she’s kind of disturbed by how easily he just signs whatever she puts in front of him and doesn’t bother asking questions before agreeing to hand over all his management to her. He just seems thrilled she got him a Lamborghini partnership and an invite to fashion week.

The only time he puts up a fuss is when he realizes she’s not planning to take any significant cut of his money because “you’re family sweetheart” and he looks like he got smacked in the head with a shovel and has to go outside on the porch with Shane for a suspiciously long period of time.

Just to make sure it’s not suspicious that Yuna Hollander is now managing Ilya Rozanov she takes on a few more clients too. And if she specializes in managing rookies with no support network or active language barriers then that’s just a coincidence.

[themoonandmyman]

Post retirement Hollanov having their own queer friendly hockey podcast where they invite activists on as guests and absolutely shit on the homophobic podcasters with an unfiltered cuntiness level rivalling that of Stadler and Waldorf.

In the background of their set you can clearly make out a dartboard with Roger Crowell’s face on it

Whenever they mention the Montreal metros they bleep out the name

[ghost-of-hollanov]

[hrgifs]

We haven't had time to see your show yet. It's about hockey, right? Yeah, kind of.

[1410-1221-dec2008]