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Someone horny is reading this.

It’s wild how quickly I develop crushes on some porn stars.

“It’s about the journey, not the destination.”

Or whatever it is that gooning and edging advocates say.

Currently looking at secluded cabin rentals, bookmarking my favorites based on which ones I most want to fuck in.

Sorry for spam-liking your posts. I went to your page and just kept scrolling, thinking I was on my dashboard feed.

Cockwarming but while you’re on your regular Zoom call with your therapist so I learn which triggers make you clench.

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was fantasizing about being sucked off.

Again.

My nipples are way too sensitive for them to go unplayed with.

Female sex toys are made of the finest materials and the most elegant designs.

Male sex toys are just like “um, here’s a weird tube you can fuck, I guess.”

Can I cum on your lips and then make out until I get hard again?

You know, as friends?

If Tumblr had been around when I was younger, I would have spent way more time masturbating.

And I spent a lot of my youth masturbating.

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