"if i was your boyfriend/girlfriend"....finish it in my ask
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Product Placement

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taylor price
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Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins
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we're not kids anymore.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@thinnishbrute
"if i was your boyfriend/girlfriend"....finish it in my ask
gf: i just shaved feel my legs
me:Ā
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a āExtrusion/Revolution Generatorā ā¦.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itās called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersā souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
Re blogging for that last comment
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT āFUCK YOU LADY.ā
Oh my god the āFUCK YOU LADYā is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
The physics and āFUCK YOU LADYā are definitely my favorite ones.
Reblogging for Mystery Science Theater 3000
For those of you who arenāt able to drop loads of cash just for underwear that you feel comfortable in, Banggood offers boxer briefs for only around $3!!! Check them out here!
I know I personally cant spend 15+ dollars on boxers, like most places expect you to spend, so Iām glad to promote that this shop has them for so cheap! This sort of thing can make a HUGE impact on your confidence!! Bigger than you may realize.Ā
(ALSO thereās no catch, shipping to the USA is free and I can personally vouch for the quality of Banggoods clothing.)
Reblogging this because so many people have asked where I got my cute bear underpants! These things are literally SO soft I make people feel my butt when I wear them
Educate and advocate for transgender studentsā rights!
I have a date with my partner cause itās his birthday at 2
Its 11:10. Iām already ready
Happy birthday Dylan thinnishbrute
Thank you!!! :)
Ok cosplayers, it has come to my attention that a lot of you donāt know what this stuff is. Sit down and let me learn you a thing. This stuff here is called Frog Juice (thereās no real frogs in it). Itās originally for stuff like vinyl signs (my dad owns a sign company, so I grew up with this stuff), but itās even more useful for a wide range of cosplay stuff.Ā
Since itās designed to protect outdoor vinyl signs, it can do a whole hell of a lot. It dries super fast (three minutes until it isnāt tacky) and shiny, so itās perfect for anything thatās supposed to look like metal, ice, gems, etc. Itās incredibly strong and weatherproofs your stuff against ANYTHING, rain, snow, UV rays (so it doesnāt fade in sunshine), sleet, hail, whatever. Itās flexible too, so your foam will still bend and move with you without cracking. Not only that, but since itās an aerosol, you canāt miss patches and it leaves no brush strokes, and it goes on so thin you canāt see itās there. It doesnāt smudge, smear, scratch, or leave fingerprints, so your stuff can go a whole weekend at a con and still look brand new.Ā
The kicker? Itās cheap, and a can will last you forever. I kidnapped this one brand new from my dad, and Iāve so far used it (in double coats, which is unnecessary, but I like to be on the safe side) on a full set of armour, three pairs of bracers, a top hat, pauldrens, two bows, and a pair of greaves. And thereās still plenty in the can. Did I mention it can also be used to seal foam in a single, flexible coat that can then be painted over, so you donāt have to spend two days messing with glue and whatnot?
TL;DR - If you need a foam sealer, a top coat, weatherproofing, or any kind of shiny finisher, GET SOME FUCKING FROG JUICE (the brand I use can be purchased here:Ā http://www.signwarehouse.com/FL-CC-p-FL-FROG-12Z.html)
LORD HAVE MERCY I hope this stuff is available in the UK
YOOO I think I found a place to get it in the UK for my fellow Transformers cosplay peeps http://www.victorydesign.co.uk/_/frogjuice
why did this not surprise me
I swear to god my best friend had this when we were little and i was so freakin jealous
i had to make this gif for my partner to prove that the sandwiches i was eating were real.Ā
enjoy
Linda ride or die, no questions asked
yup i love this
Relationship goals
New clothes photoset 1 Sorry about the brightness/my dirty mirror
This cutie!
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being āpoppedā, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they donāt have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.
the more sexual andĀ inappropriateĀ you are with me the better weāll get along
But not with me
Listen to me.
You donāt need to have had a fucked up childhood or some traumatic event happen to you in order to have depression/anxiety/panic attacks. You could have had a perfectly normal upbringing with loving friends and family. Mental illness does not discriminate; it can hit anyone at any time. Your feelings are valid. Donāt let anyone make you feel otherwise.
This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that Iāve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.
A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said āabsolutely notā. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!
Many people have the initial instinct of ānopeā when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook ādifferentā animals.
All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a ādifferentā pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.
Donāt dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat thatās missing an eye and see what heās all about!
Let me tell to you a thing.
This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parentsā dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldnāt let the groomers near her.
She was perfect.
But I didnāt have a place for her. I wasnāt living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasnāt allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time Iād bought a house, I would come back for her.
I visited her every week for overĀ six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.
A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: āThat one. I need that cat.ā
They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, whoād had her for six months on top of the time Iād been seeing her at Petco.
This kitty had been living in a 3x3ā cube for over a YEAR because she was older and āless adoptable.ā
I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called āCat TVā. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her āI told you I would come back for you when I had a place. Itās not much, but itās yours too now.ā
Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. Sheās amazing, and I love her.
So, you know, if youāre thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider āless adoptable,ā think about Lenore.
FUCKING IMPORTANT
The STORY THOUGH.
I adopted older kitties and I love them to pieces they are the best cats Iāve ever had GIVE OLDER CATS AND DOGS A CHANCE