Last of the Line

indie lan sizhui from MDZS penned by J

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indie & low activity, side-blog for lan sizhui from mxtx's mo dao zu shi. Pulling from all sources of mdzs and headcanons. penned by J (24+), mature themes ahead.

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2 everyone who said I couldn't do it

bet you feel like an absolute fuckjgn dipshit now huh buddy

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[ CLEAN ] -peonyleader

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“I didn’t break skin, did I?” Lan Sizhui asked. He was looking over every bite mark he’d left on Jin Ling that night as water rained over their heads, the pressure and temperature set just as Jin Ling liked it. 

Again, Jin Ling waved off his question, assuring Lan Sizhui that no skin had been broken. He went back to washing his hair, mumbling something under his breath before Lan Sizhui stepped closer, his own fingers working in the suds. Jin Ling sighed, tipped his head back and let Lan Sizhui do the work, practically leaning against his partner so that he wouldn’t have to stand any longer, either. Their shower had a built-in seat that Jin Ling had refused to sit in, but as Lan Sizhui watched him sway tiredly and his thighs shake from holding up his own weight, he guided his partner to sit down so that he could continue to clean him up.

“Rest, baobei,” he encouraged. “I have you.”

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[ SLOWLY ] - chickenmunchmunchcrunch

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“You should take better care of yourself,” Lan Sizhui said quietly. “Here, let me see your shoulders.”

Lan Jingyi huffed as he let Lan Sizhui in close, clearly upset about how sore his muscles had become. Lan Sizhui pressed a kiss to the top of his head, then reached for the belt around his partner’s waist, drawing it away easily. Jingyi let him, head tucked down as though trying to hide while Lan Sizhui slowly untied his robes, drawing away each layer slowly so as to not aggravate his shoulders more. Sometimes Jingyi winced at the movement, and if he did Lan Sizhui quickly kissed his cheeks to assure him, eventually pulling away every layer and folding them neatly. Jingyi stood half-naked, cheeks flushed as Lan Sizhui stepped close again, feeling the warm skin he’d exposed to the cold air.

“Why don’t you lay down, and I’ll massage you?”

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[ TOGETHER ] - forgotten-junior

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Sometimes, Zizhen got into moods. Typically he enjoyed their usual dynamic, and especially enjoyed pushing Lan Sizhui around into making him feel good, but at times he wanted something different. Sometimes, he wanted to command from afar, watching a show put on just for him and able to direct every move with his voice alone. 

When those times happened, they typically reached out. This time, they both had decided to approach Jin Ling and gained a positive response. Rules were laid out, times and dates determined, which led to where Lan Sizhui was now: between Jin Ling’s legs, keeping him held down while he licked and bit wherever he pleased, following Zizhen’s orders to the letter. Jin Ling had already complained more than once, attempting to push back, but was only met with Zizhen’s firm hand and Lan Sizhui’s eager tongue. He’d all but melted now, moaning and squirming as Lan Sizhui ate him out with everything he had, pulling back when Zizhen told him to.

Jin Ling yelled in frustration when he did. Zizhen grinned from where he was sitting, casually pleasuring himself while he watched Lan Sizhui be good for him, listening to every word. It wasn’t until Lan Sizhui pulled back to look that he realized he must have been stopped just before Jin Ling came, like he had been doing the entire night. There were tears escaping the corners of Jin Ling’s eyes and he was trembling, no longer trying to act proud like he had before. Lan Sizhui kissed one thigh to reassure him before swallowing him down when Zizhen told him to, humming happily when Jin Ling released into his mouth immediately. 

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If there was anything Lan Sizhui loved to do, it was making his partner happy. There was little that could be requested of him that he would not enjoy, and when Lan Jingyi finally confessed something he’d been wanting to try, there was no way that Lan Sizhui could say no. He’d been quick to assure and was happy to agree, an excitement filling his veins when he saw just how eager Jingyi was to do this together.

They’d asked someone they knew and trusted together, and that person ended up being Ouyang Zizhen. Not surprisingly, Zizhen had agreed and was eager to start, carefully laying out rules and deciding how they’d work together. No matter what, Lan Sizhui was sure to get Jingyi’s approval on everything, which led him to sitting in a chair watching Zizhen carefully take apart his partner with ease, as if he was experienced in it.

He’d wanted this, but fuck was it difficult to do anything but sit there and watch. He’d been partially restrained by Jingyi’s forehead ribbon, made to observe how Zizhen made Jingyi shake and fall apart without doing anything himself. It felt like torture. All Lan Sizhui wanted to do was make them both melt into the blankets laid upon the inn bed, but instead all that he could do was struggle uselessly against the ribbon binding his wrists in place as Jingyi came again under Zizhen’s talented fingers, unable to deny just how turned on he was.

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One of Lan Sizhui’s favorite spots to be was between his lover’s legs. He enjoyed the closeness of it, the trust and the taste, the love and care that only he could give in this position. Zizhen loved it as well, often indulging Lan Sizhui whenever he wanted it, even to the point of growing sore. Perhaps that was one reason why he had pulled out a toy to use, one that was anything but unfamiliar to Lan Sizhui.

This one was blue, made specifically for Lan Sizhui, and he was intimately familiar with it. Zizhen was seated high on a comfortable seat, legs spread for Lan Sizhui to get between, and was holding the base steady with one hand. There was a look on his face that gave away just how powerful he felt - it consumed Lan Sizhui until he felt he might melt, trapped in a haze before he’d even gotten his mouth around Zizhen. He panted, his mouth wet with anticipation as he waited for Zizhen to finally tell him to move, and when he did Lan Sizhui wasted no time.

He went down as far as he could, tucking his teeth behind his lips as he pushed. Zizhen gripped his hair to guide him down the unforgiving silicone, the taste not quite pleasant but something that Lan Sizhui could ignore. Praise was whispered to him as he bobbed his head, pushing down further and further, able to smell just how wet Zizhen was as he gripped the thighs bracketing his head tightly. Lan Sizhui glanced up, eager to see just how good he was making his partner feel, and wasn’t disappointed by what he saw in the slightest.

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Zizhen was easy to catch, almost like he was both expecting and awaiting it. Lan Sizhui wrapped an arm around his middle and pulled him close, until Zizhen’s back was flush to his front, and leaned down to press his face to the already exposed neck. It had been tempting him all day, and now that they were away from any prying eyes, Lan Sizhui prepared to indulge in the prize he’d caught.

He wasted no time sinking his teeth into Zizhen’s skin, biting a bit harshly than he usually would. He couldn’t help it - not when there were others that seemed to think they had the slightest chance to take what was his. Zizhen always wore his hair up, which would expose the bite-mark that Lan Sizhui left, which he kissed over to soothe any remaining pain. Though he had hardly flinched when he felt it, Zizhen didn’t deserve to be treated roughly unless he asked for it.

And oh, did he ask for it.

Ignoring the comment made about being so out in the open, Lan Sizhui landed another bite where he pleased, working his way up Zizhen’s jaw. There would be no hiding these marks or mistaking them, and therefore no way for anyone to think Zizhen anything but taken. 

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Lan Sizhui brushed the tip of his nose along Lan Jingyi’s throat, feeling when he was allotted more room to explore. Jingyi tipped his head back without a word, exposing a place so vulnerable for Lan Sizhui to kiss as he pleased, his hands squeezing the waist he was firmly gripping. He kept every touch light, every kiss nothing more than a fluttering pressure as he took in Jingyi’s scent and warmth, enjoying the feeling of having the other in his arms.

And after many long moments of silence, during which Lan Sizhui teased with soft kisses and happy hums, he finally opened his mouth to bite Lan Jingyi’s neck. He heard the gasp above him, felt the body within his hold jump and tense before gradually relaxing, pushing closer to his mouth and teeth. Lan Sizhui let out a noise around the mouthful he had, careful not to bite down too harshly before letting go, kissing the mark he’d left firmly.

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MOMENTS FROM THE GROUPCHAT.

💌 a sentence meme collection of comments made in the groupchat collected for roleplay purposes. adjust as necessary!

"how do i choose between horny and violence???"

"task manager please. but task manager is my fingers."

"I am anticipating the noodle."

"liquid alcoholic marzipan, what could go wrong?"

"y'know what? fuck it. quiche."

"if i dont piss on the moon, who will?"

"i thought me getting a sore throat was my voice finally changing but no-- it was man flu".

"i feel like i'm being waterboarded."

"everyday i am teased with a cheese wheel."

"don't autocorrect my oxford comma!"

"you nearly killed me, you have to face the consequences!!"

"little worm little worm. fluffy pink little worm. you can live in my head rent free."

"father, it has been a week since my last sporticus fancam."

"i want to choke you until you DIE. … in the cute way!"

"you said motivate you, not don't lie to you."

"you don't know the wrath you're invoking, i'm on hormone therapy!"

"full offense meant, you're full of shit."

"i make the milk, you drink the milk!"

"so i think i emasculated him. all in a days work!"

"i wouldn't just dab."

"you have teeth, dipshit, they came free with your fucking xbox!"

"leave my husband's wife alone!!!"

"alright. let's venture forth or whatever the fuck they say."

"i was actually thinking of bringing pocket sand from the desert-"

"i will not be bested by a piece of elasticated string!"

"i can't even kill a vibe!"

"can i give you more money so you love me?"

"i got too cocky with my fists."

"i do it all for the little dissociation laughs!"

"just brand me a slut so i can get on with dinner."

"once more, a white boy changes my vocabulary."

"am i in an enemies to lovers relationship with my cartilage?"

"so, not only was it a crime of passion, it was phallic!"

"abdication. or death. which is a form of abdication, i suppose."

"we got through an entire bag of dirt!"

"when i'm about to die, it will not be a crow that is the omen, but a seagull."

"i will take the wet blanket to mordor."

"please, my self worth is based on grades and academia, the assignment is all i know, all i have."

"wouldn't it be funny if i was an alien?"

"it could have done with another pair of hands, but its a one person job if i'm the only one doing it."

"don't cite the deep magic to me, i'm liam neeson."

"when you look at the big picture, and kitchen witchery, onions are a basic human right."

"no-one's allowed to go to the aquarium without me, i am the fish!"

"i think it should be illegal for your eyes to pulse!"

"i'll be sat, what am i gonna do, faint?"

"i'm the bullet bill now."

"i wanna be mischief, i wanna be a creature!!!"

"frankly if my participation trophy could always be a hot goth death omen i would never miss another sports day again."

"a thousand words being communicated through this stare…. none of them good."

"i can make him worse, and I will!"

"you know, that little bit of RSD that comes with murder?"

"i've done worse things in my metaphors than boil frogs!!"

"whenever someone walks over my grave I always assume it's jesus."

"i said i was a gold digger, i didn't say i was a good one!"

"before i say anything i need you guys to promise not to do this-"

"please don't kill me, im busy."

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✩ - forgotten-junior

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✩ what is their go-to food when they want to have a treat together?

(modern au) Even if he tried to hide it, Ouyang Zizhen seemed to discover Lan Sizhui's sweet tooth early on. He then revealed his secret skills as one of the most incredible bakers that Lan Sizhui had ever met, and he was happy to taste anything that was brought to him (so long as it was vegetarian). Baked goods were always a guilty pleasure, but with Zizhen they were included in just about every meal. Zizhen quickly figured out that Lan Sizhui's favorites were small cakes with fruit fillings, which he happily kept in stock as a go-to treat whenever the sweet tooth struck. @forgotten-junior

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◈ - forgotten-junior

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◈ what was your muse's first impression of the other? how did it change over time?

Nothing but pleasant. Ouyang Zizhen had seemed nothing but capable and smart, if a bit eager to prove himself. Lan Sizhui found him easy to work and talk with, and even easier to develop a friendship. As the years passed and they grew from their junior disciple status, he only found all of Zizhen's qualities more impressive and admirable by the day. If anything, Lan Sizhui's impression only went from finding Zizhen a wonderful partner in nighthunting to an even more wonderful partner in life. @forgotten-junior

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♥ how do they cuddle when they share a bed?

Lan Sizhui prefers to sleep cuddled close to his partner, wrapping them up in his arms or tucking close. Ouyang Zizhen prefers to sleep spooning his partner, holding them back-to-chest no matter if they're bigger or smaller than him. Lan Sizhui doesn't mind, eager to be wrapped up himself from time-to-time, but the nights where Zizhen curls against his side and lets himself be the one to be held instead are the nights he loves the most. @forgotten-junior

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♡ who said i love you first?

Lan Sizhui did. He practically rushed to say it the first time, the moment he had finally put a name to the feelings he'd been trying to interpret for years. The very first time he said it was when they were still nothing more than friends, and even then Lan Jingyi had turned as red as the wedding robes Lan Sizhui hoped to one day see him in, stammering out a barely coherent sentence that only made him look even more adorable than he already was. The second time they said it was still before they were more than friends, during a time which Lan Sizhui had determined he would be happy if he could just have Jingyi at his side for the rest of his life if nothing else. The third time was after they finally figured everything out, barely a minute after admitting their feelings and determining the future of their relationship, and this time when Jingyi turned red it was nearly impossible to resist proposing marriage then and there.

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❁ what moment made them realize they're in love?

When they were still children, taking early classes and barely strong enough to properly wield their swords. They each dedicated themselves to their studies, and while Lan Jingyi was a bit slower than other students, he could easily become proficient in whatever he put his mind to if he tried. It was a quality that Lan Sizhui had always admired, but never more in the moment that Jingyi excitedly began to show him the song he'd nearly cut his hands apart to learn on the guqin, playing a beautiful melody with such ease and grace that Lan Sizhui decided then and there, not even ten years old yet but absolutely mesmerized by the sight before him, that he would find a way to properly marry his best friend. @chickenmunchmunchcrunch

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★ what foods do they swap or pick out of their food that the other will eat for them?

There's the obvious, like if by any chance Lan Sizhui's meal ends up with meat, he always knows that he can give it to Lan Jingyi, who will eat just about anything without complaint. It's well known that Jingyi hates having to swallow down Lan medicinal soups, often going on about already having them enough on the regular to be set for life. It is difficult to find anything that Jingyi will not eat, but the one thing he cannot stand is mushrooms. He will meticulously find and pick them out, going as slow as he has to until he has found every slice and deposited them all into Lan Sizhui's bowl. So long as they have not touched meat, Lan Sizhui is all too happy to eat them in Jingyi's stead. @chickenmunchmunchcrunch