excuse the mess

Canadian entity who loves sleep more than most things. loves aesthetic/spiritual shit a lot, like crystals, crescent moons horoscopes, tarot, all that jazz. Still stuck in the throes of kpop.

[mabonkoraki]

Very good very professional witch tip™

Throw chunks of rose quartz at people to attract love

[halfhumanhalfasleep]

In not a witch but I feel like throwing rocks at someone screaming ‘love me!!’ might give off the wrong impression,

Anyone with more expertise know?

[normal-horoscopes]

LOVE CORRELATES DIRECTLY WITH CRYSTAL VELOCITY

[mabonkoraki]

This is by far my favorite reblog of this post

[normal-horoscopes]

I CRUNCHED SOME NUMBERS POWER OF SPELL = MASS OF CRYSTAL * (CRYSTAL ACCELERATION)^2

[gluttonousgoddess]

Perhaps use a picture, poppet, doll, etc instead, so you aren’t stoning people to death.

[normal-horoscopes]

CRYSTALS HAVE THE BEST MASS TO ENCHANTMENT RATIO SO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS TO SHOOT THEM OUT OF CROSSBOWS WITH A BLUNTED TIP MADE FROM A MAGICALLY CONDUCTIVE BUT NON-LETHAL MATERIAL

[gluttonousgoddess]

Crystals on a Nerf gun could charge the foam darts.

[normal-horoscopes]

NERF IS TOO SYNTHETIC A MEDIUM BUT YOU COULD REPLACE THE RUBBER TIPS WITH CLAY OR COTTON

[gluttonousgoddess]

Clay would cause major issues. What materials ruin crystal energy?

[normal-horoscopes]

ANY COARSE SYNTHETIC FLUID LIKE CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR ENGINE COOLANT

[mabonkoraki]

Dear lord what is happening

[normal-horoscopes]

MAGIC

[svnddlsnts]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

[monstermonstre]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Paolo Sebastian ss18 couture

[romantic-suggestions]

anyway, hearing your voice is one of the best parts of my day

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: In the book of your life there is a hole burned in this page.

Taurus: There are no birds in your neighborhood anymore. Technically now they’re all one bird now.

Gemini: Reach high enough and you will find new empty depths. Ever upwards little thing.

Cancer: If you want someone to listen while you talk, serve food. Fuck formality, leave friends.

Leo: Even gods get sick of ambrosia and nectar.

Virgo: Tonight you will attempt to summon hells army and accidentally invoke hells bowling team. You will have a wonderful evening and meet up every other Friday.

Libra: No horoscope today. Just a big wad of string that the stars gave me.

Scorpio: Goddamit Goddamit shut the fuck up and tell a story.

Ophiuchus: Pills actually contain tiny crickets that have medical degrees. They fix you up from the inside out.

Sagittarius: Today you may round a corner to see an extremely skinny humanoid figure chugging a jug of orange juice like they haven’t eaten in days. Let him enjoy his juice.

Capricorn: If you are given a microphone, the last thing you should do is whisper.

Aquarius: Take a chance. Take all the chances. Equally redistribute the concept of luck amongst the people.

Pisces: Eat a raw fish like your razor toothed ancestors did. Do not break eye contact with the cop as you do this.

[adhighdefinition]

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[deactivated-blog]

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“There is something bleeding to death inside me but I don’t know what it is.”

— Ingeborg Bachmann, from Three Paths to the Lake; “Eyes to Wonder,”

[svnddlsnts]

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[starredsoul]

“And what did you expect me to say after? That I was happy? That love quivers in the knees? That in the end, splitting myself open felt like a blessing? Couldn’t you see that our lilac wrists were wilting? That our bones were jutting from our skin like swords? Our bodies did not fit right, and they knew it; they fought to tell the tale, to clue us in, to scrape us up against each other. And maybe none of that matters. And maybe the truth is I would slice myself open for you, halve myself like the sweetest fruit. Pit myself pure, pit myself pretty. And maybe the truth is my love is a stone too big for my body.”

— Emily Palermo, The End-All

[tarot-dreams]

The Harvest.

a tarot spread for lammas.

1. The Reaper.

What part of your life do you need to let go of?

2. The Crop.

Where in your life do you need to continue to grow?

3. The Harvest.

Where in your life can you expect to see a reward?