*fighting noises*

vesper. 21. trans. gay. follows from at-unitbravo

[amygdalae]

vtmb text that made me go hehe

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

[apas-95]

implications of different words for junk

cock: horny

penis: clinical, but so much so it circles back around to being horny

dick: the default. trying to pretend they're not horny

[apas-95]

It's... impressive. Very nice.

[visenyaism]

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

[visenyaism]

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

[doublism]

i was in class the other day and some guy raised his hand and said something really annoying and i saw the guy in front of me take a break from chess.com to text his friends in the class "let's jump this kid"

[howtofuckyourkramer]

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

[howtofuckyourkramer]

i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[coughloop]

Not now kitten mommy is using the hammer

[coughloop]

Yes the killing hammer

[byjove]

Only creeps hate hairy men. I saw someone complaining about a guy’s happy trail. Freak, that is the best part of a man.

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/23/23, 32323, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/24/23, 32423, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/25/23, 32523, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/26/23, 32623, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/27/23, 32723, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3,28/23, 32823, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

well folks, we did it. we survived to day 9 of palindrome. 3/29/23, 32923, palindrome day the last.

I want to thank you all for being here when it happened.

my first post to go viral was the one where we all celebrated palindromes.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

peace and love on planet earth.

[boringkate]

Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.

[fairycosmos]

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

[fairycosmos]

he doesn’t know wtf is going on

[motionpicturesoundtrack]

[assdevourer]

"the chinese government is spying on you with apps!!" from the standpoint of an american, that doesn't bother me anywhere near as much as the american government spying on me, because i live there

[duckdotcom]

they should let us download ibuprofen for free

[psygull]

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys