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[giveusmoredetonation]

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

[aspiring-kryptonian]

This is Macklemore erasure.

[itsjustasacrifice]

[your-moonlight-drive-deactivate]

i will never not reblog this

[sartysarty]

Phil Lester is a kind, generous, humble man with a beautiful soul.

[babygirlgalitzine]

“I’m useless in most ways” yet is so kind and thoughtful and will do anything for anybody. He literally saved people from themselves I love Phil Lester

[blushing-phans]

I ALWAYS reblog this. He makes me so happy. I don’t know where I would be without him honestly

[validdan]

Could you possibly do a hc where Dan is at a friends house and Phil (his friends older brother) happens to be home with them since their parents aren't home. Dans friend has to go to the store and get something and Phil decides to have fun with his little brothers friend. You can make them any age you'd like.

~ this is shit but! it’s something! ~ ~ dan is 16 and phil is 17, almost 18 ~~ phil’s brother is named jordan bc idk ~

Dan knocked on the door, frowning and biting his lip. It was a bad habit he had developed, especially when he was nervous or particularity anxious.

This was his third time going to his friend Jordan’s house, and he wasn’t any less nervous. Jordan was nice enough, he sat by Dan at lunch when no one else had and talked to him about Pokémon. Dan was just scared he was going to do something wrong. He always did. He didn’t want to lose another friend.

Dan heard the lock click and the door swung open; his eyes widened.

A boy answered the door, a boy he hadn’t seen before. He had messy black hair, sex hair basically, and his blue eyes sparkled when they landed on Dan. A cocky smirk seemed to be plastered to his face.

“Hey,” he said, leaning on the door frame and looking Dan over. Dan crossed his arms; it felt oddly sexual. “You’re Dan, right? You’re cute. Jordan didn’t tell me you were so cute.”

“Phil!” Came a shrill voice from behind him, and Jordan pushed him to the side, offering Dan an apologetic look. “Sorry about that, that’s my stupid brother. Come on in.”

Dan nodded, pressing his lips together and letting Jordan pull him inside, avoiding Phil’s predatory gaze as he passed.

Jordan led him to the kitchen, leaning against the counter and smiling at him.

“My parents aren’t home, they left me with Phil.” He rolled his eyes. “They needed some ‘time alone’, they said…”

“They’re probably fucking!” Phil shouted from the other room.

“I was just making food…” he mumbled, ignoring him, a bit of ginger hair falling in his eyes, and he brushed it away. “But I think we’re out of ramen.”

“I ate it!” Came Phil’s voice from the other room, along with a laugh. Jordan cursed under his breath.

“But I’m really hungry and he ate all the rest of the food too…” he continued, glaring at the door. “So I think I need to go to the store. Wanna come?” He raised his eyebrows hopefully. Dan was highly aware of Phil who had just entered, leaning against the door frame.

“Yeah Dan,” he started, smirking, his eyes scoping Dan out. “Wanna come?”

Jordan glanced at him nervously, chuckling awkwardly. Dan’s eyes widened.

“Er, I think I’ll stay here, I brought some homework and stuff so I should be fine.” Dan flashed him a smile, biting his lip. Jordan shrugged.

“Alright then,” he mumbled, moving to grab his jacket from a hook on the kitchen wall. “I’ll be right back. Phil,” he turned to his brother, who raised his eyebrows. “Don’t sexually harass my friend.”

The door slammed, and he was gone.

Dan wasn’t going to lie, the sexual tension was unbearable with Phil watching him like he wanted to eat him. Dan bit his lip, glancing at his feet.

“Your name’s Dan, right?” He asked, stepping a bit closer.

“Yeah,” Dan mumbled.

“Well my name’s Phil,” he said, stepping forward again. He checked his wrist, frowning at his watch. “The name you’ll be screaming in about… I’d say about two minutes.”

Dan’s eyes widened as Phil chuckled, drawing his finger up Dan’s jaw. He leaned down, kissing just below Dan’s ear, as if to just test his reaction. He smirked when Dan moaned softly, tilting his head back.

“Yeah,” Phil breathed. “I’m gonna cover that pretty neck of yours in marks.”

“B-But,” Dan’s voice broke, and he backed away a little. “You’re Jordan’s brother… I don’t think he’d-”

“Why does he matter?” Phil muttered, brushing some hair away from Dan’s face and frowning.

“Because… I don’t think he’d like it if I-”

“Babe,” Phil laughed, shaking his head. “It doesn’t matter. I want you, he doesn’t control me. I fuck who I want.”

Dan tensed up as he spoke, Phil was leaning closer until their noses were practically touching. Dan’s breath caught. Phil slid his hands down Dan’s side, admiring his shape and kneading his ass in both of his hands.

“Dan…” he started slowly, offering him a smile. “If I kiss you, you have to promise you won’t run away.”

Dan thought about it. He had an attractive guy practically feeling him up, asking to kiss him, in his friends kitchen. An attractive guy practically two years older than him, Jordan had said his brother was almost eighteen. Dan felt himself nod slowly.

Phil smirked, pulling Dan forward roughly by the hips, kissing him on the mouth.

Dan whimpered into the kiss, somewhat surprised by the force in Phil’s movements, but soon he melted into Phil’s lips and his hands gliding over Dan’s curves.

Phil was good at kissing, better than good. His mouth slid easily against Dan’s, and he took dominance immediately. He reached up with one hand to touch Dan’s face, the other still squeezing his ass.

Dan jumped forward when Phil slipped his hand down the back of his jeans, so now the front of their bodies were pressed together. Phil chuckled, kneading Dan’s flesh, and Dan buried his face in Phil’s neck. He was incredibly hard, and he was positive Phil could feel it.

“Fuck you’re pretty,” Phil breathed, kissing down Dan’s jaw to his throat messily.

“Promise?” Dan giggled. Phil shook his head, in awe.

“Yes, baby boy.”

Phil picked Dan up in one smooth movement, making Dan gasp and wrap his limbs around him, grasping at his shirt. Phil walked them backwards, slamming Dan against the wall.

He kissed him again, more messy and desperate this time, and Dan moaned against his mouth.

“Can we go to your room or something?” Dan gasped, gaining back his confidence. “I don’t really fancy Jordan finding us out here…”

“Yeah,” Phil agreed, breathing heavily. “Yeah, you’re right.”

He set Dan down, tugging him after him by the sleeve to the hallway. They didn’t get ten steps before Phil was shoving him against the wall again, attacking his neck and jaw and mouth. Dan moaned loudly, grasping desperately at his shoulders.

“In here,” Phil mumbled, pushing Dan through a door and pulling him forward by his hips. Dan looked around as Phil nipped at his throat, frowning.

“Isn’t this… Jordan’s room?” Dan asked, pausing to mutter a ‘fuck’ under his breath. Phil smirked.

“Yeah, but i figure we’re doing him a favor. This is probably the only time anything remotely like this happens in here…” Phil laughed, pushing his hands under Dan’s shirt. “Plus I couldn’t wait,” he added huskily.

Dan let Phil push him back on the bed, because honestly, he couldn’t wait either.

Phil tugged his shirt over his head, tossing it aside, before crawling over Dan. He pushed Dan’s legs open, leaning over him so their crotches were rubbing together, slowly grinding down on him and drawing a moan out of Dan’s mouth.

Phil grinned, kissing him deeply and pulling at his shirt. Dan lifted him arms, letting him take it off. Phil sat up.

“I’ll be right back,” he said quickly, practically falling off the bed. Dan giggled. “Take those jeans off.”

Dan did as he said, discarding his jeans somewhere besides the bed. He felt a pang of guilt about doing this in Jordan’s bed, but it vanished when Phil got back, reduced down to his own boxers and holding a condom and a bottle of lube.

He kissed up Dan’s inner thigh as he crawled up the bed again, making Dan shudder and grip the sheets.

“Baby boy,” Phil breathed, his words brushing Dan’s neck. “Are you sure you want this?”

The fact that Phil was asking shot affection through Dan’s body, and he nodded.

“Yes,” he muttered, tugging Phil’s boxers down slightly. “Yes, god, yes Phil.”

“Good,” Phil said, grinning and helping Dan take his boxers off. “Good.”

Dan’s own boxers were off in seconds, and Phil was brushing his thumb over his entrance.

Phil leaned forward, kissing him deeply, all lips and tongue and heat, as he pushed a finger into him. Dan shuddered and arched his back, a strangled whine falling from his mouth.

“Shh,” Phil whispered, peppering light kisses all over Dan’s face and watching him carefully. “Shh, baby, it’s okay, you’re doing such a good job.”

He kneaded Dan’s thigh gently, adding another finger and grinning as Dan started grinding back on him.

“Such a good boy,” he muttered, pumping his fingers, curling every now and then and making Dan fall apart beneath him.

Soon enough he was pulling them out, rolling on the condom and lubing himself up. Dan watched through heavy lidded eyes, letting out little hums and whines of pleads.

“Baby,” Phil mumbled, pressing his tip to his entrance. “Don’t hold back, alright? Want you to moan for me, want you to scream my name like a slut.”

Dan could hardly nod before Phil was slamming into him, bottoming out with one thrust. Dan gasped, a loud strangled moan ripping from his throat. He grabbed at Phil’s form, desperate for something to hold on to.

Phil groaned, long and steady, as he began to push in and out, biting down on Dan’s shoulder.

“Fuck, Dan, you’re so tight…” he gasped, his stomach tensing up and heaving from his heavy breathing. Dan whined, throwing his head back.

“Harder,” he breathed.

“Are you sure?”

“Please, yes!”

Phil nodded, watching Dan’s face as he snapped his hips roughly, and Dan screamed.

“Philphilphil FUCK!”

Phil moaned, sucking on his neck and fucking into him harder. “That’s it, princess, scream my name. That’s it baby.”

Dan’s head was going foggy, all he could comprehend was YES, yes, god he felt so good. Phil’s hips hitting his, burying his cock so deep into him… fuck, it was heaven.

“Dan,” Phil said, his voice strained. “Fuck fuck fuck, Dan, so good, I’m gonna cum.” He took Dan’s cock in his hand, jerking him off, incredibly fueled by Dan’s noises and the way he was arching his back and throwing his head on the pillow.

“Ah-” Dan gasped, squeezing his eyes shut. “I’m c-close, I’m close Phil, shit-”

“That’s it baby, meet my thrusts. Such a good boy, meet daddy’s thrusts… just like that.”

Phil froze when he heard the door open, the creaking of the bedsprings and Dan’s moans slightly messing with what he could hear, so maybe he was imagining it. But-

“Phil?” Jordan’s voice called. “Dan? Guys?”

Phil slapped a hand over Dan’s mouth, not stilling his moments completely, but slowing down. He knew he should stop, try to get them presentable, but he was so close… He grinded his cock into the boy beneath him thoroughly, trying to get him there through going deep instead of hard and fast. Dan’s noises were still clear, although muffled.

Phil replaced his hand with his mouth, kissing Dan to keep him quiet, groaning as he felt Dan moan against his mouth.

“Phil? Why are your jeans in the hallway…?”

Dan whined, cum streaking his stomach and his back arching, and Phil kissed him harder, letting go into the condom.

Phil pulled out quickly, discarding of it in a wastebasket and pulling Dan up. He dressed him as fast as he could, getting Dan to help slightly, but not much. He pulled on his own shirt, grabbing a pair of Jordan’s jeans and pulling them on, even though they were clearly too tight.

“Phil…?” Jordan pushed open the door, frowning at them suspiciously. “What are you doing in my room?”

Phil smiled at him. “Oh, just messing with your shit. Dan really wanted to see your drawer of sex toys.”

Jordan’s eyes widened and he glared at Phil. “I do not have a drawer of sex toys!”

Phil shrugged, standing up and punching his brother’s shoulder. “Whatever you say buddy.”

“Why were your jeans in the hallway?”

Phil shrugged, trying to seem casual. “Must have dropped them when I did the laundry. And…” he looked down at Jordan’s jeans he was wearing. “Mine must have shrunk…?”

Jordan frowned, but nodded slowly.

Dan stood, practically falling but Phil leaned forward and caught him at the last second. Dan laughed nervously.

“Feet fell asleep,” he mumbled. “Happens a lot.”

“Mhm,” Jordan said, staring at him suspiciously, but like he couldn’t quite put his finger on it. “Alright then, well, Dan, Arianna invited us to lunch so…”

“Yeah! Uh, yeah, let’s… do that.”

Phil grabbed Dan’s butt as he walked by, and winked when Dan glared at him.

“You know, I like this kid. You should invite him around more often.”

~ TWO DAYS LATER ~

“PHIL?! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A USED CONDOM IN MY BIN!”

[thirsty-howell-blog]

Hey my dudes I want to write so start sending asks for head canons/kind of short fics

[phillp-deactivated20170720]

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[batryoprtdbfrn-deactivated20181]

okay fuck me okay good fucking bye I am leaving this universe byebyebyebye

[livingvicariouslythroughphan]

Why did I eat 5 sour patch kids on an empty stomach who hurt me

[favoritelatina]

*acts innocent but is thinking about deep throating your cock*

[milolikesthestars-deactivated20]

what is your favourite kink?

oh goodness, probably just really really really rough sex. is that a kink? i don’t even know anymore

[sintube]

write an au where both dan and phil are models and hate each other but one day they have to do a shoot together and one ends up teasing the other resulting in smut

This is so long but so worth the read, I’m really proud of it and DAMN

JUST DAMN

- Dan was waiting on set when he heard the familiar creak of the enormous metal doors being pushed open. He tore his eyes from his phone screen to find his manager entering with a tall, pale skinned man close behind him. Earlier, he’d mentioned that Dan would have a partner for this shoot, a new model he’d picked up from another agency, and quite a good one at that. What he’d neglected to mention was that it was Phil Lester, who Dan openly and passionately despised.

- Dan silently vowed to remain professional as he joined his manager and Phil to receive their direction from the photographer, a gorgeous young thing with soft brown curls and icy eyes. He could feel Phil looming behind him, feel his eyes burning holes in the back of his skull, it was so distracting that Dan almost missed what the photographer said. In fact, he had to have missed it. He couldn’t be serious…

- Dan’s eyes were wide, “You want him to-”

“Gag you, bind you, put a belt around your neck…You know, your basic BDSM stuff. The band had a very specific vision for their album cover and booklet art. You won’t be naked or anything…topless, but that’s nothing you haven’t done before.”

- Phil let out a throaty laugh, and it took every fibre of Dan’s being not to turn around and deck him then and there. With a deep breath, he nodded and made his way to hair and makeup.

- Dan walked on set to find Phil wearing pretty much exactly what he was, ripped blue jeans that hung down just enough to reveal the waistband of some red and black plaid boxers. However, Phil was also outfitted with a black leather belt and lacked the fake blood and bruises that adorned Dan’s face and body.

- The first few shots had Dan on his knees, hands bound behind his back and Phil standing beside him, pulling his head up by a fist full of hair or holding his shoulders firmly. Phil moved around, pulling the younger boy’s head this way and that until he ended up in front of Dan, pulling on his hair in such a way that his mouth was barely an inch from his zipper. His eyes shot up to find Phil’s eyes glazed over, mouth parted slightly. Was he…

- “Don’t move!” The photographer scrambled to find a better angle, “This is perfect!” The boys stayed in their position, tension slowly building. “Okay, keep the position, but play around with it a little. Touch his face, play with his hair. Dan, keep up those eyes!” Phil slowly reached out his other hand to hold Dan’s chin. He ran his thumb over the boy’s bottom lip, pushing it into his mouth. Almost instinctually, Dan fit his lips around the digit and sucked gently. Phil chuckled quietly, “Bit of a slut, huh?”

- Dan’s face grew hot and anger bubbled in his stomach. Phil still had that smug grin on his face when the director told Dan to get up and do the next pose. He wanted nothing more than to just fuck hi- HIT HIM! Hit him! What the fuck?

- Each new pose seemed to grow more and more intimate. Phil’s hands around Dan’s throat, Phil and Dan facing off mere inches from each other, Phil holding Dan against him with the belt. But the part that really got to Dan was when Phil would initiate something without direction. When he’d slide the belt up to his throat, use it to pull Dan’s head back, bare his teeth to scrape them against the shell of Dan’s ear, all unprompted. And when Phil pressed his body up against the back of Dan’s, reaching over to scrape his nails up the boys chest, he could swear he felt Phil get half-hard, and he had to give all of his attention to preventing himself from doing the same.

- “Alright,” the photographer approached them, “Last shot with the both of you, then I’ll just need Dan for a final shot alone.” He handed phil a prop handgun, “Here, use this.” 

Phil licked his lips, “For what, exactly? How?”

“Just take the shoot where you think it’s going. You’ve been doing great so far.”

- Once the photographer was back behind his camera, Dan turned to Phil. He was still staring at the prop, but his expression had become more…aggressive. He reached out to Dan’s shoulder, pushing him down roughly. Dan’s heart was beating at a fucking mile a minute, a strange mix of fear and arousal in the pit of his stomach. 

- Taking a step back, Phil pointed the gun at Dan’s face. The made eye contact and stayed like that, silent, for what felt like five minutes before Phil finally spoke. “Suck it.”

- Dan wrapped his lips around the barrel of the gun, hollowing his cheeks. He took the barrel deeper before running his tongue down its length and pausing at the end, mouth open as though he were waiting for…fuck, he needed to get it together. He looked up through his eyelashes; Phil’s jaw was tensed, his chest rising and falling with shaky breaths.

- The shoot ended pretty soon after that, Dan’s solo pose being him lying dead, a bullet having blown through the back of his skull, and he was able to catch Phil in the changing area before he left.

- Without thinking, Dan approached Phil. He wanted to punch him. He wanted to scream at him. He wanted to slap him. He wanted to fuck hi- Goddamnit, NO! 

“What the ever-loving fuck was all th-”

- Phil cut him off, pressing his lips against the younger’s. Dan gasped, allowing Phil to slip his tongue into Dan’s mouth. He reached up to bury his hands in the caramel curls. Dan moaned quietly into Phil’s mouth, all of his hatred and anger intermixing with arousal to create a flurry of passion unlike anything he’d felt. He quickly backed Phil into a changing stall, pulling the curtain closed before dropping to his knees and reaching up to fiddle with his belt buckle.

DAMN 

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[daddysdaquiri-deactivated201709]

YOU CAN BE A VICTIM OF RAPE AND STILL ENGAGE IN RAPE PLAY WITHOUT IT BEING ABOUT YOUR RAPE EXPERIENCE.

YOU CAN HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND DADDY WITHOUT IT BEING STEMMED FROM YOUR DADDY ISSUES

YOU CAN LIKE TO HIT WOMEN SEXUALLY WITHOUT BEING ABUSIVE AND WITHOUT BEING SEXIST.

YOU CAN HAVE A MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE AND ENGAGE IN BDSM WITHOUT IT BEING BECAUSE OF THAT ISSUE.

YOU CAN ENJOY BDSM WITHOUT HAVING A REASON TO OTHER THAN JUST ENJOYING IT AND THE FACT THAT YOU CAN.

[cockwhoredan]

2009 Phan?? Dan's a virgin and Phil finds it really hot. maybe some neck kissing because dan's sensitive? thank you!

i got carried away again but can you blame me? 

There’s no doubt in Phil’s mind that Dan’s absolutely gone for him.

If the countless tweets and sweet comments hadn’t been evidence enough, Dan’s flustered demeanor during their Skype calls proves it. At every compliment Phil provides, the brunet’s face goes pink, and Phil’s heart practically soars in his chest. As a hopeless romantic, Phil supposes it’s to be expected when he’s video chatting with a pretty boy that laughs sweetly at all his jokes, then sends him heart emojis when they have to hang up for the night.

So, maybe Phil’s a bit gone for him, too.

The compliments Phil gives him aren’t always innocent, however, and though he’s completely at fault for all their dirty flirting, he puts partial blame on Dan. Because, well, a simple scroll through the boy’s DailyBooth has Phil’s stomach growing hot with need, like an itch he can’t quite scratch. Dan’s hours away, and Phil’s left hand isn’t good enough.

See, Dan celebrates his growing popularity on DailyBooth with borderline-nude pictures, half-lidded bedroom eyes, and deceivingly innocent smiles. Phil’s almost sure that they’re meant specifically for him since Dan only started being such a tease after Phil gifted him a cheeky follow a few months back.

“Did you see the pic I posted today?” Dan asks, reaching up to ruffle his fringe. They’re in a Skype call, currently, and though the video quality is too awful to tell, Phil thinks he senses a hint of mischief in Dan’s expression.

“Not yet,” Phil admits. “Haven’t gotten the chance, been out at the shops with my mum all day.”

“Well, go on, then.”

Phil briefly debates whether it’s a good idea to pull up the website while he and Dan are still in a call, because if Dan’s posted something explicit, Phil’s sure to get hard in a matter of minutes. He sighs, bites his lip, then casually tilts the lid of his laptop so that his lower half is out of the frame. There. Better. His arousal can go completely unnoticed if his self-control does happen to slip.

Dan’s DailyBooth is already bookmarked in his browser, because okay, maybe Phil checks it more often than he should. He clicks once, both he and Dan waiting patiently for the page to load.

When it does, Phil’s breath hitches audibly. His eyes are glued to the screen, cock twitching in the confines of his boxers. “Oh,” he says, a quiet exhale. Oh. Wow.

“So,” Dan murmurs after a moment, hesitance lacing his tone. “Do you…like it?”

Of course Phil likes it. He loves it. How could he not?

The image shows Dan sprawled lazily across his mattress, lying amidst a sea of adorable, fuzzy teddy bears - a conveniently placed stuffed bear is the only thing blocking Dan’s cock from the camera lens. Because yes. Dan’s completely fucking naked, his smooth tummy and soft-looking thighs on display, and Phil’s stomach is bubbling with a whole cocktail of emotions. Lust, adoration, want, longing. A twinge of jealousy when he finds himself wishing that these images were for his eyes only.

“…Well?”

Realizing he’s been silent for a good minute, Phil’s eyes flick back to Dan’s hopeful, anxious face in the corner of his screen, and the words pour out of his mouth without a second thought.

“Oh shit, you’re hot.”

Phil regrets the sentence as soon as he hears himself say it. He watches Dan’s whole body go rigid, hands flying up to cover his clearly flushed face as he lets out this surprised little squeak, and God, that’s so cute. Phil wishes he could lean right through the computer screen and kiss Dan breathless, but he can’t, and both his heart and cock throb at the fact.

“You think so?” Dan mumbles, voice high-pitched and shaky. “U-um, thank you so much, I’m really not, but I - wow, you think I’m hot?”

Phil offers a lopsided grin. “Very much so.”

The conversation returns to normal once Phil’s half-hard cock goes flaccid again, and Dan’s cheeks fade back to their normal, tanned complexion.

Phil jerks off after they hang up. A glance at Dan’s picture is what sends him over the edge.  

//

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Today’s October 19th, 2009, and Phil’s life feels like a dream. He wonders, for a moment, if he really is dreaming, then decides that Dan feels too warm in his arms, too solid to be a figment of his imagination. Having Dan here has always seemed like this impossible, faraway concept, and yet here Dan is, one train ticket later, curled up so sweetly with his back flush against Phil’s solid chest.

Phil’s hand traces patterns on Dan’s forearm as they talk. He’d been worried things would be awkward in person, but it’s just as easy as it was over Skype, and for that, he’s thankful.

“Hey,” Dan says after a stretch of comfortable silence. Phil feels the boy’s shoulders tense with apprehension. “Hey, do you, um, remember when you told me I was really hot?”

It’s a vague memory, yes, but one that Phil can mostly recall. “Mhm. And you got all embarrassed about it?” he teases.

“Yeah, well. I forgot to tell you that I jacked off to the thought of it for like, a week after.”

Dan says it like it’s the most casual thing, but suddenly, Phil can’t breathe.

Jesus fucking Christ, this gorgeous boy is going to kill him, he’s sure of it. The room feels a whole lot warmer, and Phil’s grip tightens around Dan’s waist involuntarily - he thinks about Dan with his thighs spread, clumsily jerking his pretty cock, so turned on by the simplest phrase, a common complement, and sure, Phil had known Dan was a horny teenager with raging hormones, but was it really that easy to get him going?

Phil decides, then, that he wants to find out.

“Hm,” he muses quietly, like his heart isn’t thumping erratically against his ribcage, then asks, “Are you a virgin?”

Dan’s reaction is instant. He sucks in a quick breath and goes still, like he’s afraid to answer, so Phil coaxes a response out of him with a soothing touch to his shoulder.

“Yes,” Dan answers after a while. Phil isn’t surprised, and maybe a part of him is unbelievably turned on by the fact that Dan’s never been touched by anyone before, never been fucked, and Phil will be his first. The first one to hear Dan’s pretty moans, the first one to pin his thin shoulders down and fuck him into the mattress, Dan’s heels digging into Phil’s waist as he writhes in pleasure. Oh god. Phil feels his cock pulse with need, and he wonders if Dan can feel the slight hardness against him.

“Well,” Phil murmurs, lowering his voice to something deeper, more sultry. “I like virgins, you know.”

His eyes flick down as Dan not-so-subtly presses the heel of his palm against his own boxers, exhaling shakily. Maybe Dan’s trying to hide his erection. Or maybe - maybe he’s so easily affected that he’s afraid he’ll cum just from Phil’s words.

“Th -that’s… convenient,” Dan replies, and when his voice cracks, a beautiful pink color blooms across his face. Phil wants to make him blush even more.

“Especially nervous ones. Sensitive ones.”

Phil pauses. Feels Dan shiver against him.

“Are you sensitive, Bear?”

And Dan just squirms, bless him - doesn’t even know how to react to Phil’s soft, gravelly voice right against the shell of his ear, and lets out an adorable little gasp. Smirking, Phil exhales a warm breath into Dan’s skin, and whispers, “Sure sounds like it.” That short sentence elicits a beautiful moan from Dan, shaky and high pitched and just the right kind of desperate. Phil rewards him with a soft kiss against the side of his neck. Dan presses his thighs firmly together, but that does nothing to stop his hips from shifting forward, seeking friction that isn’t there.

Mm. Phil loves the lack of control Dan has over his own body. He snakes a hand around Dan’s waist and places it over the back of Dan’s own hand, which is still pressed to the boy’s boxers. Phil guides Dan’s hand, careful but firm as he has the brunet rub his lovely, aching cock through a thin layer of fabric. And there go Dan’s hips again, helplessly rutting into the surface Dan’s palm provides. 

The sight is enough to fuel Phil’s wank sessions for months. 

“Phiw, can’t, ah-h, I’ll - I can’t-”

Phil takes that as, ‘Oh please suck a hickey into my neck’, so that’s what he does. Latches his mouth onto the soft, untouched skin of Dan’s throat and sucks, licks until the delicate spot is blooming with a gorgeous, purple bruise. Dan wriggles in his grip the whole time, chanting a mantra of ‘please, more, please’, panting and mewling as if he’s going to make a mess of his boxers like the inexperienced teenager he is.

The thing is, Phil doesn’t expect him to actually cum. But Dan’s never fails to surprise him.

The boy’s lithe, curvy form positively shudders in Phil’s arms, and Dan is unable to hold back a loud whimper, writhing pathetically until he goes pliant, boxers filling with spurts of hot cum. He’s panting, choked sounds escaping that pretty mouth of his. Phil’s brain short circuits. When he clicked on Dan’s twitter, months ago, he didn’t expect such a pretty princess who cums from a single hickey and a few dirty words. Yet somehow, he was lucky enough to get exactly that.

“Oh gosh, I’m sorry,” Dan mumbles almost incoherently, snapping Phil out of his awed thoughts. “Sorry, ‘m sorry, didn’t mean to cum so quickly, so - so embarrassed, I’m s-”

“Shh , baby,” Phil soothes. He kisses Dan’s neck sweetly, tenderly. “Everything’s alright. You’re so gorgeous. Such a good boy, made me so happy.” His lovely Bear is oversensitive and so bashful about it, evident by the way he whines from every brief kiss Phil leaves. Phil wants to hold him like this forever.

“Mh - so good. Sleepy.”

Christ, how adorable. Phil presses one last kiss just behind Dan’s ear before pulling away. He nuzzles into Dan’s soft, messy fringe instead, and whispers countless praises to assure Dan he’s got nothing to be sorry for.

As Dan drifts off to sleep, Phil kisses the boy’s temple. He wonders how he got this lucky.

[validdan]

Do a face reveal yea bOI

IF I HIT 2K I WILL BUT DONT HOLD ME TO THAT

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Awesome photo editor and art program, all free…!

Totally free transparent textures

make a cute chibi

draw some cool generative art

be a graffiti creator

create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)

paint online

another awsome site to create pixel art on

and another one

create your own mandala

or color one

create an avatar

or you can try creating your own superhero

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

Need a model in a certain pose for drawing? here

Want to build your own planet

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)

create next hit comic

make a city which looks like something from 90′s games

draw a mandala like design

jig saw puzzles

more jig saw puzzles to solve

create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!

make a movie

create and dress up dolls

play a piano

you can also play a guitar

create sounds

another sound creator

create a logo

design your dream home

sketch rooms

explore fashion trends and create your own sets

build a website

try this app for building a website

Or maybe start learning how to code!

design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them

design your own phone case

pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool

Make your own Glitch art

Here’s another glitch art maker

And another!

Holy hell, here’s a third!

make an image look like it was created by a commodore 64

freaking cool text generator!

Easy to use word processor

Make up really cool patterns or run your photos through it :)

Write an essay on anything with no hassle

Wanna see how something you write would look like if it was on JacksFilms YGS((Your Grammar Sucks videos on YouTube))?

Make pictures out of text

ASCII word generator

Need an idea for some fanart-here :D

mario

cubefield

sleep calculator essay typer

rice questions

maths 

artsy-fartsy pretty thing

quotes

survive nature

rain

tumblr music

calming rain

themes

backgrounds [x] 

loads of references

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

watch a documentary

learn to code

do something yourself

workout with the help of this great youtube channels

learn things

play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games

waste your time on miniclip

play games at additing games

or try games at agame

calm your thoughts

the quiet place

it will be okay

vent or listen to someone

pour out your soul

explore the sky

look at art from around the world

virtually visit museum of iraq

explore world with arounder

create a music playlist

list through rare books

scroll useful science website

create sand art

brain games

try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book

interactive 3D anatomy

random street view

post a secret

create a family tree

find our what’s the difference between x and y

help scientists and become volunteer researcher

create your own font

read a classic short story

In the mood to read, but not sure exactly what book to go for?

scribble on maps

listen to letters

play with acrobots

listen to podcasts

make a bucket list

Ever want to see the most truly useless websites in creation?

Prank a friend with this blue screen of death!

Zone out watching the colors drip down

Sprite generator!

Face Generator/Creator!

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….Or maybe you have a Gemsona that you want to create, but don’t have the energy to draw!

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

Gemsona stuffs;

Just a straight up character gemsona creator

Here’s another

Not sure what gem to go with, or where? 

OR maybe your unsure about more than just that?

How to Write Better OCs:

basic tips on how to make your oc even better

tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great

writing specific characters

a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character

kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME

Character Development:

how to actually make an OC

Q&A (to develop characters)

more Q&As

giving your character a backstory

how to write an attractive character

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check

Here’s another one

and maybe if you didn’t like those this’ll work

Need Monsterpeople?

Well, then here ya’ go

Maybe you need Cats?

Diversity

adding more racial diversity

avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it

writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)

masterpost on writing more diversity into your story

cultures of the world

guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Test to see if your character is a Sue

Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus

Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues

Villains

villain generator

need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam

villain archetypes

what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?

Relationships

character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)

how to write strong relationships between two characters

8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others

OCxLove Interest Handbook

develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!

how to write realistic relationships

how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)

ARCHETYPES

12 common archetypes

8 archetypes for male/female characters

female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)

a list of archetypes

NAMES

how to name your character

random name generator

most common surnames

surnames by ethnicity

APPEARANCE

tips for better design

basic appearance generator

pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)

clothing ref masterpost

Clothing generator

Another clothing generator

More clothing generator

Aaaand even more

Steam punk clothing

Char Style preference

Dress Generator

DETAILS

give your character better powers

a list of professions

proactive vs reactive characters

positive and negative traits

interest generator

skills generator

motivation generator

123 ideas for character flaws

list of phobias

Oh shit someone died

Backgrounds and stuff? yep

Quirks

Personality. you need that shit

Need something fandom related?

City generator hell yeah

location? got ya

World-building?

make your own god damn laws

Landscape.

Need Item names?

Fantasy/sci-fi/etc. medicine names

Stuff to make things more interesting.Weapons, clothes, treasures… whatever your characters need.

Item & Artifact Generators

Other stuffs!

Genre, Plot, & Story Prompt Generators

How did your characters meet?

Fanfic plots. you bet your ass.

Other Other stuffs!

Wanna make a custom minecraft skin?

Well then these’ll work!

This one too~

WAIT!…if none of that worked, then maybe you want to make a southpark style character?

Here!

Well, this one’s nice too~

And another..

Aaaand another!

UNDERTALE STUFFS;

Undertale character speech box creator!

Want inspiration for an Undertale Oc?

OR a super Edgy Undertale Theory generator?

Maybe you just want to read some funny Sans Puns!

TMNT STUFFS;

How about a TMNT creator?

Or a TMNT meme generator..

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Keep

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

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#very helpful

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normalise all pronouns 2k17

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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.

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my ears are blessed, holy mother of god

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