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ahappyphjl

that’s the plan

kosmogrl

despazito

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

#Hello #i also contribute to low birth rates #jdvance are you listening????

amazingphil

WILL WE STAY SPLIT? Dan and Phil play Split Fiction Part 2!

amazoogle

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

vampxrebarbie

soulmatesclub

“big bed isn't a bad thing” i said oh im sure. im so fucking sure

#stop with the perfect soulmate thing okay? some of us are real humans with imperfect lives #nevermind #keep it up #you are both wonderful and deserve happiness

viralfrog

#and you KNOW they could fix that #they let it happen #WHY????

ahappyphjl

skype existed solely for the purpose of bringing dan and phil together and it ceased to exist because they’ll never need it again because they live in the forever home they built now and their four and a half hour skype calls could never be recreated by anyone else anyway

#skype #ranch #tortoises #koalas #trees #furniture #important dan and phil things

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

The first chapter of my new book.

sartysarty

I'm totally calm and fine about this, btw. Totally.

#OMG #I'M READY #OMG!#john green #everything is tuberculosis #live read #youtube video #nerdfighteria

ahappydnp

sometimes i forget they're real life famous like why did shakeaway care about my close personal friends dan and phil

#like they don't even go here

Heyyy I'm just asking cause you're the first person visible in the community. Do you know how to get an invite to the nerdfighter community?

Oooooops. Hi! I am so bad about logging in here. No, I don't know how but I hope in the meantime, you got an invite!!!!

Evolution From Protection of the Self to Protection of the Species

Over protection is trying to put the brakes on our development as a species. Also, cold pizza is better than warmed up pizza.

#charity #self preservation #instincts #tbfighters #nerdfighteria #tuberculosis #humanity #common good #politics

Maybe the best phan edit I’ve ever seen. I’m so happy they found each other. They both deserve happiness and love.

#dan and phil #phan #phil lester #daniel howell #dan howell #amazingphil #phan edit #video

danielhowell

did somebody order some fresh original CONTENT? it’s time for the people’s favourite series - phil forcing me to watch his TikTok likes

sleepyslag

Normie interviewers will be like SO are you two fucking as if Dan and Phil would hard launch after 15 years in a random ass interview and we all go ugh invasive questions about their personal lives can ya cool it 🙄 but then Phannies come on the scene asking insane coded questions and making references to their 15 years of work so that they can throw us answers that require a degree in phannieism to decode and we all go yeah that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking rats (affectionate) and it's honestly so beautiful. We are out here playing 4d chess with their relationship status and I'm not sure who's winning.

sleepyslag

You can't just straight up ask them if they're together you have to say shit like in your 15 years of being... Dan and Phil... how would you say you manage your shared household. And then with how long it takes them to say "Dan takes out the trash Phil does the laundry" you will get 14 new insights into their relationship which you have to add to the 10,000 piece mental jigsaw puzzle you've been putting together since 2009. You can't approach them like conventional celebrities and ask them normal questions you have to approach them with some level of brainrot in order to get any real answers that will satisfy readers on buzzfeed dot com. You need to track down someone who was introduced to youtube at age 10 to use their running Dan and Phil Lore brain processes to phrase questions in the exact right way.