Pearl

The thirstiest of them all. (Not to mention salty)

[thirstygem]

Lapis stole the entire ocean and is still not as thirsty or salty as you

Correct, but if I could drink the ocean I'd still get even more thirsty.

[thirstygem]

hello amemethyst here pearl have you ever considered sending the souls of humans to our meme overlords because its a really fun activity i promise

Would I gain memes and meme powers? If I become a Memelord then I will consider.

[theabsolutetoughestgem]

thirstygem even the entire ocean could not quench your thirst

[thirstygem]

This is true, the salt will only make me thirstier.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

[toughhuman]

Come on, we’re not babies, we’re… 12, maybe?

We don’t need supervision.

[tougherestgem]

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

[toughhuman]

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

[thirstygem]

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

[toughhuman]

Have you forgotten that I can kick anybody’s butt? We can take care of ourselves.

[thirstygem]

But what if you get trapped? You won’t even get to fight them. I have holo-Pearl and she can defeat them. Also I can take pictures for memories for you and Steven.

[toughhuman]

Ridiculous. It’s not like we’ll be hanging out at the kindergarten or in an abandoned field somewhere. We’ll be in town where it’s perfectly safe.

We do things unsupervised all the time. You’re just worried because it’s a “date” and you want to watch to make sure we don’t make out.

[thirstygem]

Fine, you two don't need a chaperone if you're going into town.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

[toughhuman]

Come on, we’re not babies, we’re… 12, maybe?

We don’t need supervision.

[tougherestgem]

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

[toughhuman]

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

[thirstygem]

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

[toughhuman]

Have you forgotten that I can kick anybody’s butt? We can take care of ourselves.

[thirstygem]

But what if you get trapped? You won't even get to fight them. I have holo-Pearl and she can defeat them. Also I can take pictures for memories for you and Steven.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

[toughhuman]

Come on, we’re not babies, we’re… 12, maybe?

We don’t need supervision.

[tougherestgem]

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

[toughhuman]

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

[thirstygem]

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

[thirstygem]

@literaltoughestgem is a piss diamond, pass it on.

I can confirm, pass it on everyone.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It's your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don't want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It's you and Steven's decision.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[thirstygem]

STEVEN AND CONNIE ARE GOING ON A DATE

Wow! That's great! I'll be their chaperone if nobody else is.

[thesilentbutdeadly-deactivated2]

thirstygem :))

[thirstygem]

That's a very nice statue of me Onion, is it a custom GUY?

[thirstygem]

literaltoughestgem hardness decreases toughness and increases brittleness.

[thirstygem]

literaltoughestgem you’re pee-colored, the color of dandelion weeds, of frog fat, and mostly healed bruises.

[literaltoughestgem]

It’s also the color of your precious planet’s sun :)

thirstygem you are something created by oysters to deal with irritants, but that makes no sense to me because you are incredibly irritating yourself.

[thirstygem]

At least I was created naturally as opposed to you, who was grown in a lab

[thirstygem]

literaltoughestgem you're pee-colored, the color of dandelion weeds, of frog fat, and mostly healed bruises.

[thirstygem]

What's your Moh's value?

No

[toughhuman]

toughgem toughergem toughestgem tougherestgem toughestergem toughestestgem tougherergem I could beat you all up. Maybe not all at once. But if you came at me, say, two at a time.

[thirstygem]

I taught you everything you know, I could beat you up.

[tougherestgem]

no, //old you did. also we both totally beat up old you together technically

[thirstygem]

Actually, you were winning for a little then I schooled you two then I quit. Garnet is telling me this with future vision.

[toughhuman]

As someone who was actually there I can tell you that we were going easy on you and we could have poofed you if we really wanted.

[mashedgem]

POOF HER SHE FIGHTS CHILDREN

[thirstygem]

Poof me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Also the one who actually fights them is toughintherealway, not me.

[toughhuman]

toughgem toughergem toughestgem tougherestgem toughestergem toughestestgem tougherergem I could beat you all up. Maybe not all at once. But if you came at me, say, two at a time.

[thirstygem]

I taught you everything you know, I could beat you up.

[toughhuman]

That’s super messed up man. You can’t beat me up, I’m a child.

[thirstygem]

I didn’t say I would beat you up, I said I could.

[mashedgem]

WOW SODIUM MCTHIRSTYGEM

YOU BEAT UP KIDS FOR FUN?????FUCKED UP

[thirstygem]

I said I could, I never said I would.