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im steven quartz (pearl told me not to put my whole name on the internet) and im an sjw who is trying to protect the people of earth the best i can !!

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[robonoid-overlord]

So, Peri, when were you born?

I don’t understand this question.

[the-lightest-shadow]

Y'know, basic human stuff. What day, month, and year were you born?

[robonoid-overlord]

I am a Gemini.  It says that in my about page.

[tougherestgem]

i think they want to know how old you are, peri..

[toughhuman]

Is your crush on Steven or Onion because I'm confused now

oh my god

[tougherestgem]

i didnt mean to start this

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

[toughhuman]

Come on, we’re not babies, we’re… 12, maybe?

We don’t need supervision.

[tougherestgem]

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

[toughhuman]

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

[thirstygem]

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

[toughhuman]

Have you forgotten that I can kick anybody’s butt? We can take care of ourselves.

[tougherestgem]

^^its true. she can kick anybodys butt.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

[toughhuman]

Come on, we’re not babies, we’re… 12, maybe?

We don’t need supervision.

[tougherestgem]

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

[toughhuman]

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

[tougherestgem]

i mean..its just hanging out..right?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[literaltoughestgem]

NOW WAIT JUST ONE DIDDLY DARN SECOND HOW THE HELL DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK

[tougherestgem]

it is a metaphor for "brains over brawn". i think.

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

[thirstygem]

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

[toughhuman]

aw man…

[thirstygem]

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

[toughhuman]

Come on, we’re not babies, we’re… 12, maybe?

We don’t need supervision.

[tougherestgem]

yeah, supervision is for...tiny babies!!

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[toughhuman]

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

[tougherestgem]

cool! see you then! (whenever 'then' is hah)

[tougherestgem]

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

[tougherestgem]

DONT FREAK OUT but connie said she has a crush and i'm 99% certain it's you

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[thesilentbutdeadly-deactivated2]

?????? :0

[tougherestgem]

i was just using you as an example because you were the first kid that came to mind onion, not saying that means anything

[tougherestgem]

DONT FREAK OUT but connie said she has a crush and i'm 99% certain it's you

or maybe its onion or something... dont want to jump the gun heh

[tougherestgem]

THANK YOU ANON IT WORKED

[toughhuman]

Onion

Onion: Have you been caught stealing?

The only stealing i’ve done is stealing hearts lol tougherestgem ;)

Kidding aside, no. My parents raised me right.

[astronomifier]

Favorite Gem: garnet Favorite Fusion: garnet Otp: Garnet favorite episode: the one where garnet is back together Favorite song: stronger than you (starring garnet) Favorite line: this is garnet, back together Favorite Human: human garnet frome stevens dream in chille tid

[tougherestgem]

For the Steven Universe asks, Pearl

i think its a little obvious according to many...hehh

[tougherestgem]

You should ask Connie out on a date

i kind of did but im not sure whether or not her response was a yes?

[toughhuman]

Isn’t a date basically like normal hanging out/doing things except the guy pays for everything? Because I would be down for that.

[tougherestgem]

because i am a fine gentleperson who subscribes to typical gender roles unless requested otherwise, i would also be down for that.

[tougherestgem]

oH No bad call man

UHH IM NOT GOOD AT THIS