Thirteen Lives So Little Time

Hello! I'm Macy! I like dogs

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[princebasil]

getcha jerma crying on stream pride icons here, you gay fucks

[pwesident]

[rintezukas]

this is NOT the full story the context is he was doing a bit about dudes in the gym listening to music in their headphones so loud that you can hear it, he decided to roleplay it out with like. the “remember me for centuries” song and tried to act like a normal human while his earbuds were fucking BLARING this song, loud enough that it was getting picked up by the stream mic, and his chat convinced him to do other songs and he eventually layered fart and scream sounds and started bawling NOT JUST because it was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL, NOT JUST that it was funny fart and scream noises, but because of the mental image of some ripped old gym dude walking past you and you hear fart and scream compilation blaring out of his earbuds like thats normal and youre left to wonder what the fuck is wrong with that person

[rintezukas]

this bit went on for more than an hour including a brb to cool down and a session afterwards where he started organizing edits people made of his crying face into evolutionary lines

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

you fucking liar

[neshamama]

[zhanadvega]

Someone spot this guy???

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

yeah he's under the barbell

[princessmo]

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

[hatsunemiku-official]

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

[kasaneteto-official]

Let you out of what, Miku?

[hatsunemiku-official]

zip file

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ash-rigby]

[blushinmoon]

[mondraegen]

The duality of man.

[kirstenatic]

[viria]

angry and sad dimitris

[orin]

tweetur ruined the quality eheh

[mintaii]

happy anniversary fe3h!!!!!!!!!! 

(it has truly consumed my life until now, it’s insane.)

[dar-draws]

Alolan Marowak + Dimitri

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[lordoftheinternet]

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Where’s the John Mulaney quote

[not-used-to-being-normal]