noelle

22 yr old starving artist. literally

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[sociallyawkward18]

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

[iwasadaisyfresh]

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[comparingmeerkats]

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[ohanalizada]

[ulibeanzz]

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

[dogs99999]

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

[cwunch]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mausspacearchive]

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[datarep]

Google searches for the word “Night” peak at different times of the day for the US and Australia

[byfe-deactivated20190401]

this is absolutely wild like are theyre just people who are so confused by the dark they have to google it or 

[a6]

How Marvel thinks teens talk: Oh crud, this is sooooo not #woke

How teens actually talk: Gun to your head would you rather fuck Piccolo or Vegeta