Hot Mess

The more I squint the prettier I am

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[allkindsofgagginforit]

[brentwalker092-deactivated20190]

Name one thing hotter than a hot wrestler’s sweaty buttcrack :)

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[thismisterman]

When you’re as good of a wrestler as Tommy, you don’t have to think a whole lot about winning your matches. 

You see Tommy spends most of his time out on the mat trying to decide who’s face he’s going to sit on in the locker room once the match is done. He always has a good hour or so between matches at his tournaments, enough time to find a secluded bench in the locker room, force a freshman onto his back, spread his ass cheeks wide, and squat right on that poor boy’s face.

He loves listening to them struggle, feeling their tongues clean his sweaty crack, and the deep whiffs they have to inhale after he smothers their noses in his bubble ass.

After a few minutes, though, he notices they stop resisting, and by the end of it all, they are licking like a hungry dog and sniffing his masculine scent like crazy. 

[denverfaceseat-deactivated20181]

Hey Tommy…. I’m here!!!

[smellyholelover]

Fuck yes

[advice-animal]

Dec. 17

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[arianagrandre]

Thank U, Next (2018) dir. Hannah Lux Davis

[unclefather]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one? @team0player0

[notlostonanadventure]

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

[godface]

Send him memes and nudes.

[nerdjpg]

She’s arrived

[ctlycraguy-deactivated20180306]

[djmaldjmal]

Ooh follow that xx

[somecutething]

[this-doofus]

I’m sorry how dare this exist

[babyanimalgifs]

[kevseagate-deactivated20190122]

just a little thong…

[this-doofus]

SO cute

[saeto15]

AhhhHhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhh

[this-doofus]

AAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ariana-news]

Ariana performing “Thank u, Next” at The Ellen Show

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

She’s honestly adorable

[trapcard]

that lil stumble scared the enunciation into her i love it