My Girlfriend Is So Great

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[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wrong blog

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[incognitopolls]

How many people have you had sex with?

0

1

2–3

4–6

7–10

11–20

20–40

40–60

60–100

100+

I straight up don't remember

Voting ended onJan 25, 2024

Define "had sex" in whatever way makes the most sense to you.

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[t3sticles]

[bruntalism]

[scryforstars]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[animentality]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[penrosesun]

Non-stick spray cooking

[cheddar-baby]

[mauve-moth-machine]

[xitgivesyoupleasure-deactivated]

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

[vampire-connoisseur]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

OBI-WAN KENOBI from Star Wars

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

[tanjir0se]

[madeingodsimage]

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[foone]

The fundamental problem with the idea of a gender swapped Fight Club is that "girl who has a headmate that beats her up and it's kinda a sex thing and she does some light terrorism" is that it's not a thriller novel or an award winning movie, it's just like four people I follow on Tumblr