Or I'll Be Sent to Super Guantanamo Bay!

A blog dedicated to exposing Cameron Campbell. We know he's the one to blame! Anytime there's a problem? Just blame Campbell, there's a 90% chance he caused it.

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Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome VS Cameron Campbell, Owner Of Camp Campbell.

Who would win?  SOUND OFF!

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I blame Cameron C Campbell for

This whole quarantine amd covid outbreak.

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I blame Cameron Campbell for The Increase In Prices for Medication

I don’t know what he did, but he surely pissed someone off for it to happen.

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It’s in the fine-print, within the fine-print!

Cameron Campbell , at moments when kids question things about the camp. (via in-the-words-of-camp-campbell)

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Cameron: And you know what the worst part is?

Miss. Priss: That you have to process your emotional pain without vodka?

Cameron: No.

Cameron: Yeah.

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I had this [crack] theory a while about Cameron Campbell being Santa’s evil brother and he uses Santa’s connections for evil [if Santa were to be real in universe]

HERE’S WHY:

The way Cameron’s voice is.  They sound similar and he could probably pull off a good ‘Ho Ho Ho’ Cameron’s age, we don’t know how old he really is.  Sure, he might’ve had brown hair with no greys as seen in ‘Camp Campbell Wants YOU!’  But, how are we sure that he didn’t dye it?  In ‘Night of the Living ill,’ there elixir of Immortality.  

Who knows his true age.  In this picture, you can see SpaceKid is probably wondering himself.  [Just Kidding there]  He could be drinking it or he being possibly immortal himself without it, was expirementing.

Cameron is gone soo much.   Sure, he was running from the law for his illegal actions, but how does he quickly make hideouts or connections with foreign governments especially when he’s money hungry?  There has to be some other way he’s making deals!  Maybe he’s tricking Santa too.  But of course, he still winds up on the naughty list.

SpaceKid CALLED HIM SANTA!  Where would SpaceKid get that idea?  He may not be that bright but maybe there was a correlation in his mind!

And more Recently in the new Holiday episode:   

He was creating a holiday.  Sure, he tricked the kids into making it for his own gain  B U T  it spread holiday cheer.  AND at the same time he WAS going to put in a toilet for the camp.  Thinking of others, spreads cheer.  The way he was saying how the best holidays are all in winter…  It sounds like he also want rival Santa with St. Campbell’s Day.

That is all I got.  I hope you enjoyed my silly theory.

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Hey guys,thought you all would like my camp camp fanart (feat @ Trueelpiz Gaston Campbell)

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Cameron Campbell: [seen in the camp commercial, he's holding up a brochure] Camp brochure talks about international cuisine. It's true. We get exciting exciting foods from many lands. Mexican...

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Quartermaster: [slopping gruel from a tin bucket onto a camper's plate with a dull tone of voice] Ol?!

Cameron Campbell: [voiceover] French...

Quartermaster: [slopping more gruel from the same bucket onto another camper's plate] Oui-oui.

Cameron Campbell: ...and German.

Quartermaster: [slopping the same gruel again onto another plate] Farfegnugen.

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Cameron Campbell is the reason my English Teacher assigns more reports than what the school requires!

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Cameron Campbell is why the millennial industry is declining

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Cameron C Campbell (via in-the-words-of-camp-campbell)

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Last Camp Camp post this week! I won’t be posting anything again until Monday night since I’ll be out of town with my friends. I haven’t gone to my family’s beach home in a long time. It’s about time I go on a vacation. Happy weekend, and Campe Diem!

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Everyone’s asking where Campbell was during the Arrival of the Torso Takers, but I think it might’ve been funnier leaving him out of it for this reason alone.

(Also yeah, obligatory Gravity Falls reference)

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No, I did! I put that because it wasn't a blame. I didn't know if you would publish it or not but, I'm glad it published! You're good! :D

Yay! Just checking!Really, I'll accept anything. XD

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Cameron Campbell Couldn't Handle Cats. Lions. I think that Cameron Campbell. No. I HOPE that Cameron Campbell feels the need for a pet and he

needs to get himself a pet lion from one of those illegal breeders.  AND NOT JUST ANY LION!  HE DOESN'T GET A LION CUB THAT HE CAN BOND WITH.  GIVE HIM A BIG OLD FULL GROWN ADULT LION!  One that could easily end up EATING HIM!  NO ONE will feel guilty or be at fault if Cameron just disappears one day.  It was all RAW NATURAL INSTINCTS FROM THE LION!  This wasn't a blame.  Let's face it, we can all see this coming.  Thanks for coming to my TED TALK!

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Cameron Campbell is responsible for the creation of Gaston!

The people who made the movie got inspired by him, or he paid them.

It's unclear which story it is, but there is proof he had something to do with Gaston.  We have sources.