Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
cultural reset
Not today Justin

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@theartofmadeline
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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noise dept.
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@razmonk
Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
cultural reset
been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.
Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?
Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.
Guest: Sick!
This caption doesnt do the video justice
also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!
the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho
Iconic, what a mood.
@monstrousproductions
He would've loved the subsistence agriculture lifestyle
ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.
For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:
The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go
As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"
It's not stupid if it works.
Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded
You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
I can’t pick a favorite
Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.
@wordycheesecake
I asked my girlfriend what she considers a Round pokemon to be and she sent me this.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”
Visualization of the Rubik's cube
Inspired by this:
yeah man this strain is called ‘final girl’ it’ll have you backing away precariously wielding a kitchen knife and shaking uncontrollably
lickety is basically the most classic thing to split
how quickly we forget the humble banana
Sanrio "Hello Kitty" Pink Nintendo Gameboy Pocket Handheld System (1997)