life±times

Colin, 28. ENG/ESP ig: ropespringseternal

[nickiampaynaj-deactivated201601]

Obama: U busy?

Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..

Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)

Harry:  Barack please……………i’ll see you later.

Obama: :D

[tess-mercer]

cultural reset

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[valtsv]

[matchadolly]

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[brucebocchi]

[tiktokarchive]

Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?

Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.

Guest: Sick!

[roaringstream]

This caption doesnt do the video justice

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[raninburyy]

Iconic, what a mood.

[lifeandtimesoftrying]

@monstrousproductions

[depsidase]

[regina-bithyniae]

He would've loved the subsistence agriculture lifestyle

[generaln0m]

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

[unamusedsloth]

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

[defibrinationsyndrome]

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

[enkiduofvideogames]

I can’t pick a favorite

[plagueofgripes]

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

[atomicrow]

[mllorei]

@wordycheesecake

[midnightmaelstrom]

I asked my girlfriend what she considers a Round pokemon to be and she sent me this.

[star-mom-selkie]

:/

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

[yoyofreak888]

[knotty-et-al]

Visualization of the Rubik's cube

[art-of-mathematics]

Inspired by this:

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

yeah man this strain is called ‘final girl’ it’ll have you backing away precariously wielding a kitchen knife and shaking uncontrollably

[psygull]

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

[lakevida]

how quickly we forget the humble banana

[xanaxfarts]

Sanrio "Hello Kitty" Pink Nintendo Gameboy Pocket Handheld System (1997)