THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS

Ana Maria. 23. Linguist.

[somecutething]

[slopaganda]

im screaming

[slopaganda]

here’s his full anecdote on their mediocrity

great guy, though

[stream]

Marriage Story (2019) dir. Noah Baumbach

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[venusaurphobia]

[makemelaughblog]

[pomeranian2]

[joshpeck]

this website truly has some of the worst content on the internet

[youlovetoseeit]

that is just maths

[aurion-archive]

[nirvanah]

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.

[sailor-b]

[its-nothing-but-trash]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mamoru]

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[pdlcomics]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[afabtwink]

Every time this goes around I forget what it’s gonna say and every time I lose it

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[fr0stedlips]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE