We all have stories to tell; this is mine.

I'm Kayla. Masshole. I think I'm funny. I smoke too much weed. I love nature and ladies. Instagram: __kayr

[dailytwitterposts]

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[amargedom]

“A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it.”

— unknown (via amortizing)

[books-n-quotes]

“Sometimes you are going to miss a person who was an almost to you. And feel sad because there is no name for that feeling. You just feel it in a way that makes you tired to your very bones.”

— Nikita Gill, Almost Feelings

[kharites-deactivated20190316]

When heading to the beach this summer, remember that Aphrodite encourages you to love yourself when you’re visiting her sacred birth place. Do not feel ashamed of your body, it mirrors the gods.

[amargedom]

[guccikisses]

[genntrygenntry]

[tommy1tomlinson]

An B….

[fousheezy]

clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much

[genntrygenntry]

True

[memorijal]

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

[jehovahhthickness]

[nakedly]

“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.”

— Don Miguel Ruiz (via perrfectly)

[risingtensions]

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[lesbianxwing-deactivated2017091]

everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely diluted information about mental illness, excusing unhealthy coping mechanisms, and adopting black and white thinking skills. yeah sure, there was some cringy shit back in 2012, but at least people were fucking nice to each other