Some how... life continues

30, Canadian, DnD and gaming enthusiast.

[free-my-mindd]

- nitya prakash

[kosmogrl]

[demonlordoftheroundtable]

I like em smart and really fucking nasty

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[pjackk]

Lol i have almost completed the work

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[jame7t]

just scanned your blog! oh No….

[immortalfools]

Then you have seen my corruption.

[jame7t]

stay away from my posts, I don’t want the disease that turns your text purple. FUCK

[enby-i-barely-looked-at-them]

*reblogs a horny post*

*beloved mutual likes or reblogs horny post*

That's right I knew you'd like that you little slut..

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[filmphotofranz]

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[frailgun]

more women should have the body of a snake imo

[frailgun]

more women should have 4 arms

[pineyw00dsshesquatch]

Best I can do is 6 arms and centipede

[frailgun]

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

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