females are strong as hell

I'm an overgrown, full blown, adult fangirl. My interests include shitty TV, good TV, shitty music, good music, and all types of alcohol. I'm pretty nice. We could probably be friends. Feel free to blacklist 1D if you are only following me for TV fandom things.

[thecommonchick]

[zpb1]

do some of u realize that in 5, 10, 20 years you’ll be long gone from this website but your posts about wanting Harry Styles to nut in your ear will still be here

[onlytwitterpics]

[realitytvbitch]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[aintnobodygotmoneyfodat]

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX

[55mph-archive-blog]

chicken nuggets arent even that great

[starllex]

what did you just say

[mspiggy-deactivated20240116]

everybody please be good to fat children. i want all fat children to feel safe and good about themselves, so they can become happy fat adults.

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[flatsound]

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

[memewhore]

[notlindsay]

[leigh-fae]

this guy knows whats up

[slutteen]

BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE

[kvothe-kingkiller]

some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:

you make my life a living hell,

i sent gays to fix overpopulation.

boy did that go well.

the books you think i wrote are way too thick

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick

and i dont watch you when you sleep

surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep

you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too

you can eat pork

cause why the fuck would i give a shit?

i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?

[adeleaccess]

i mean idk what to call adele’s promo at this point but i dig it

[firelorcl]

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

[payasoz-deactivated20161121]

i got out my car and ran to take a picture of this dog in the riteaid parking lot earlier today and im still screaming over it

[thisfangirllife]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

[actualdogvines]