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everythingfox

he groovin’

gragam

i made them loop like star fox talk sprites

t-shirt idea: Solid black, white arrow pointing to the side, text underneath saying "my tits are over there"

cpericardium

Girls who bullied you in school then: ew you're such a weirdo you should kill yourself

Them on LinkedIn now: I am a data-driven professional innovator committed to leveraging the key digital trends that power our changing world,

seshrat

the fact that minoxidil comes in foam form is hilarious to me. it's like shaving cream's wario

seshrat

actually i've changed my mind the internet slang that pisses me off the most is any ussy-fication of a word that leaves it with more than two syllables. the entire point of the ussy joke was that it scanned the same as "pussy" or "bussy" and an added layer was that it sometimes took a second to register in your brain what the word was referring to which made it funny when it finally hit. "my throatussy????" "let me see that krabsussy" see that shit isn't funny. they fucking ruined it

#thinking about sorta shooting the moon with it and going for like a 9 syllable one #the only thing that comes to mind is the misterpotatoheadussy and im not sure how youd organically find cause to use that

teathattast

spooksier

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

spooksier

in our defense this is oil

venusianphase

Hey, does anybody know who Jamiroquai is?

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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

Girls be like "i know a spot" and give you your first prostate orgasm :/

does Girls have a number? 👀

noelle-ism

Yeah dude. Girls are number one.

gaystation4

kunosoura

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

deirdreskye

This is George Costanza behavior

leafcrunch

GEORGE: she he’d me!

JERRY: exclusively?!

GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.

JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?

GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!

KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?

GEORGE: terrible!

KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?

JERRY: xe didn’t listen.

byjove

You go to report your car stolen in the town of Twin Peaks and you witness the sheriff exit out of an AM I GAY? quiz on his computer before taking your report.

dogesterone

medieval bandit 1: "Haven't you heard? Jon Wicke murdered men thrice, quick and proper, with naught but a quill! A fucking quill!"

medieval bandit 2: "Tell me, friend, do you ever feel as though we are little more than anachronistic strawmen, created hastily as the vessels for some kind of meager joke of poor quality?"

medieval bandit 3: "Does anyone else ever have dreams in which you take the form of a beautiful maiden? I know not that I desire to be a man, anymore... 🫤"