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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Waiting for the next tofu delivery | ATOC
how to with john wilson (2020)
In a few hours you became my friend
After a few weeks you became my best friend
After a month I started to have feelings for you
After several months you became my love
And now after years you were the love of my life
Now all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with you
Offret (1986) - dir. Andrei Tarkovsky
just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were
people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry
Is this the wassup blood baby
If my daughter don’t come out this trill imma put her back
“Put her back” 💀💀💀
Cali is so trill
Lmao Y'all really be in parties with that weak ass turn up for the Snap/IG smh 😂😂😂
Me af 💀💀
There are several reasons this clip so mf funny 😂😂😂😂😂
from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)
moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:
moses returning to egypt:
ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go
moses:
ramses: i’ll never let your people go
moses:
this is how I would doctor
She’s saying her grace.
Oh no I got a case of baby fever
jake gyllenhaal representing my two moods
so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. we’ve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies or something anyway anyway we have 3 of them. a pig, a cow, and an owl. now i was left alone one day. mum and dad at work, my brother at school and my sister at her boyfriends house. so i had a thought. what if i recorded myself screaming? so i did. in all 3 of them. all 3 different screams too. one was an excited shriek, one was a terrified scream, and one was a long shout. these cookie jars recorded up to 15 seconds, so i took FULL ADVANTAGE of that. now…here’s the thing…i did that almost 3 years ago. and these cookie jars have been sitting on top of the cupboard collecting dust.
until today.
mum’s painting the kitchen, so she had to take everything off the top of the cupboard. and uh…you know how battery powered things…start dying? they……slowly run out of juice? she asked me to check inside one of the jars. the pig, to be exact. and…the pig was the terrified scream. i unsuspectingly opened the jar and as the lid came off the jar, i remembered what i did. but i didn’t remember in time, because in that next second, a fucking demon cry sounded from this Almost Dead Battery Powered Pig Cookie Jar. it was a sound i never want to hear again. everyone ran into the kitchen to see what that god awful sound was and i just stood there, holding this satanic wailing pig. i shut my eyes, and waited the full 15 seconds, until it was silent, before turning to my mum and handed her the pig, and then leaving the kitchen.
i’ll admit i’ve done some dumb things in my life, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the sound i heard today.
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön