Hello, it is I

dat boi || RIP George Floyd

[hyrude]

high and just ate a breahhtakingly crisp grape

not joking this is giving me the will to live another day. life's intoxicatingly full of many such little pleasures

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

fae elf king mr worldwide emerging from the international bog 

[thealphapigeon]

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune

[thealphapigeon]

Me in six months double booking myself like a whore

[supermoonscarab]

[thanager]

[skagus]

[did-you-know]

Men often claim they think smarter women are sexier - but they don’t actually mean it. And least most men don’t.

Studies show when a smart woman is nearby, men will shy away and gravitate towards women of lower intelligence than themselves.

(Source, Source 2)

[funnytwittertweets]

[zzii-lch-deactivated20211226]

[mypoorcanary]

collection

[mypoorcanary]

happy saturday to my three sons debit, coupon and coin

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[soymilkers-deactivated20211228]

get in the monkey ball shinji

[karvinacorp-deactivated20220224]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[did-you-know]

If you’re thin, tall, left-handed, funny, politically liberal, have a cat, have taken music lessons, have used recreational drugs, drink alcohol regularly, worry a lot, learned to read early, and are the oldest child in your family, studies show you’re probably a lot smarter than the average person.

(Source)

[aspec-friendly-uquiz]

100% accurate results, every time!

(Submitter’s note: please take the quiz I beg of you. gender neutral, no sex/romance questions, no timed questions, one “do you care about your star sign” question but it doesn’t list the zodiac and there’s a “no” option)

[butchboromir]

i think that blasting your eardrums out with very loud music regularly is actually healthy and a very important thing to do to take care of yourself. huh sorry what did you try and say something to me i didn’t hear you my ears are ringing really loudly lol