[plangentia]

don't worry bestie, i'll be your one note on your one note posts

[theocseason4]

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

[112468899-deactivated20201025]

[handwrittenloveletter-deactivat]

once u start a) wearing oversized and loose clothing b) cutting ur hair short asf and c) putting ur phone on silent/dnd congrats there’s no coming back from any of these

[spectrometrie]

u understand a lot about american suburbs by looking at the front and back of houses

[bob-belcher]

[fireb0y]

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Miles’ universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

You STOP that. STOP IT. Stop making those rings at me.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[art--woonz]

[cursesaway]

aaaa

aaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cesaray]

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

[3blush]

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[peachnim]

If this ain’t me

[1apeach]

[peachnim]

omg

[mamoru]

these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number