Do you think if I made a character in d&d I could make them a compulsive liar? And just text the DM the truth?

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Do you think if I made a character in d&d I could make them a compulsive liar? And just text the DM the truth?
My family was raised on Disney and I think there's something to be aware of in the fact they compare themselves to the poison apples in snow white when they talk about the apple not falling far from the tree. I just don't know what exactly I should be aware of
Roll from the hip LS&2SFB spoilers
FUCK THEYRE ALL DEAD I HATE IT HERE WHYY THOMAS MIDGLEY WHYYYYYYYY
"Make yourself look pretty before you get out of the carriage. Maybe put on a smile or something" TOMATO MAYONNAISE YOU DID NOTTT
Had a dream I met Luke Manning and Tom Mayo from sfth and Luke's eyes were each split colors almost in half but it was like 🌓 and I don't know him personally but I think it would fit him well, if he could get his hands on contacts like those I think he'd be happy
I need someone to do soldier poet king with sfth except at the end there's rage and I know in my heart of hearts it needs to be Luke. Also poet needs to be Tom.
In love with my best friend so I modified "I like my body when it is with your body" by ee Cummings.
I like my body when it's with your body. Always such a new and exciting thing. Muscles better and nerves more. I like your body. I like what it does, I like its how's. I like how it moves and how you breathe. I'd like to feel the spine of your body and its bones. And the trembling soft smoothness of your skin. Your skin of which I will again and again and again kiss. I'd like to kiss here and there on you. I'd like to slowly stroke the shocking fuzz of your electric touch(,) and parting flesh. Eyes big and wholy pure. Purer than sapphire. Purer than my adoration for you, which admittedly harbors the sins I carry in my lust, for my attention is forever transfixed on you. And possibly I like the thrill of wanting my body under yours. The thrill of wanting and wanting but knowing I may never achieve your attention as how you've achieved mine. I like my body whenever your eyes look into mine. And when we bump into each other while walking side by side. Equals in every way, even when I yearn to be beneath you for as long as you wish.
Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?
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Well legally, no. Preferred name? Most likely the only person
Gonna start a new bit in the christmas season where I don't know any christmas songs besides all I want for christmas is you (because it's inescapable) someone would say anything and I'd go "what? I don't know that one"
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Every day I'm so happy my body works the way it's supposed to. No scoliosis. Never broke a bone. No digestive issues.
Too bad it's shaped wrong :/
Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...
I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.
My cat I've had for about a decade will only eat dry cat food. Nothing else. My new cat who I've had for less than a week will also only eat dry cat food. They are also both tortoiseshell girlies. Is this related?? Do torties typically have a preference for dry cat food? Is it just my luck?
I think there should be a gravity falls trend where people say things they think bill "should have done" because then he would have killed at least one of the twins or won weirdemageddon. Alex Hirsch said that what we got in the show is the only universe that worked out. In all the other ones at least one twin died or he won. I imagine it would start with things that were scrapped, like his weirdemageddon song about his minions, but would lead to things in real life like gas prices or he somehow provided the British museum with everything they stole from other places.
i mean if i saw elf 164 times id absolutely lose it as well. mel king scream as loudly if you want to girl. throw a computer monitor. launch a IV pole.
If I saw elf more than twice I would too. Mel should bite someone and most preferably an ICEhole. Chew his hand off girl