hey bestieeee...how do you feel about some lance + his siblings and parents headcanons? :eyes:
i feel GREAT lets go!! :^) 🌊💫
lance's dad puts every single drawing on the fridge. arguing with him about this is pointless.
lance's mom: please, no more. i can't open the door
lance's dad: what? but look at what marco drew this morning! he's turning into a real artist!
lance's mom, squinting: is that a.... triangle with arms?
marco: no. that's baby lance
veronica only ever made one facebook post, and then deleted it ten minutes later
veronica, in the caption of her black and white selfie: hell only exists in death because its fires would freeze in the cold wasteland that is life
dad, in the comments: you look beautiful mija! can we put your poetry on the fridge? :-) p.s. please come downstairs, i made pastelitos <3
when lance was seven, he slipped a note that said "tell rachel to give me back my shark plushie or i will tear this family apart" into his mom's book
lance: i would never date an ugly girl...
lance: because i don't believe that they exist 😜
veronica: you're so annoying
rachel: (pretends to gag)
as the two oldest siblings, luis and veronica share an incredibly special bond
luis, calling veronica before her first garrison exercise: fly safe!!
veronica: well i'm not the pilot. i have no choice in the matter.
luis: alright....die then....
by the time youngest sibling lance comes around, luis has already embraced the fact that his whole family is just... like that
luis, clearly in a hurry: hey lancito, have you seen my date shirt?
lance: hmmm. date shirt, date shirt...oh! the white one, right? that tía marisol bought you for your birthday? with the little patterns on the collar? you wore it to your first date with lisa?
luis: yes! so you know where it is?
lance: lol no. my bad dude.
luis: ......i can't punch a thirteen-year-old i can't punch a thirteen-year-old i can't punch a
rachel is definitely the one with the biggest social media following. the rest of them tease her about it constantly
rachel: can you two stop screaming. i'm trying to film a live
lance: influence us. buy our silence.
marco: why not? did the tiktok money run out?
luis is very shy about his crushes. when he realised he'll actually have to tell his parents that lisa is pregnant and have them know how that came to be.... that sure was a nervewrecking moment for him
lance does not share this trait
lance, in the family groupchat: hey guys real quick what time was i born
veronica: lance for the last time you're not compatible with the girl you met eyes with in the toiletries aisle
lance: first of all, it was the produce aisle
lance: second of all, the romantic tension when we both reached for the same orange was literally tangible
this is also how everyone in his family realises that he has a crush on keith before he even realises it himself
lance, face-timing from the garrison: but then! that guy keith just decided to show up
hunk: (doing the cut it out gesture from behind lance's back)
lance's whole family: ....
marco, an agent of chaos: who's keith?
lance, immediately sharing his screen to reveal a powerpoint presentation with seventy-two slides: i will try to be brief.
lance's niblings once made him a bracelet from the seashells they all collected together. he wears it even while in space (and sometimes brings the biggest one to his ear to try and hear the sea)
during the nights after lance goes missing, his dad gets up to sit alone in the kitchen, looking at his drawings on the fridge
