Manic Pixie Nightmare Gremlin

Just live

[annabethisterrified]

[breatheslife]

The vicar after Violet Bridgerton asks him for yet another special license:

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[breatheslife]

literally a feature not a bug. shes sooooo self sufficient im so proud of her omg

[pukicho]

A *rolls dice* gay twink is only as powerful as *rolls dice* his republican father is homophobic

[everythingispirates]

day one of film school I've decided I'm gonna be brave and not immediately bring up pirates of the caribbean

[everythingispirates]

went the whole day without saying the words pirates or caribbean this is maturity and growth good people

[breatheslife]

I didn’t stop talking about voltron until like 2 years into my college degree and people still thought I was cool. but then again I studied animation so

[depsidase]

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[otbye]

incorrect honerva because i love her so bad

[ginkovskij]

being italian online can be frustrating because some people from over usa are weirdly obsessed with our country and will bend the basic working of logic to claim they are italian too "italian is an ethnicity you don't have to be italian to be italian" brother are you listening to yourself

[ginkovskij]

this is so wonderful brother are you listening to yourself

[breatheslife]

• I am Mexican

• My aunt is Mexican

• Her sister gave birth to me so it’s not like there’s a question of my parentage

• My aunt has taken a DNA test and she’s like 2/3 indigenous

• SHE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING ME EVERY TIME SHE SEES ME TO DO A DNA TEST BECAUSE SHE SAYS I LOOK ITALIAN. I AM NOT ITALIAN. IF ANYTHING, HER DNA TEST SHOULD PROVE THAT BECAUSE I AM HER BLOOD RELATIVE!!!!!!

• Being told I look Italian is only like 0.2% better than being told I look Spanish. Which is like. Omg thankkkk youuu I LOVEE being told I look like the people who raped and killed my ancestors I wonder how that could ever have happened. go to hell

• My aunt isn’t brown either! Why 66% Mayan-Aztec genes wasn’t enough to make us look like beautiful toasted pumpkin seeds I’ll never know but I can only assume it’s because God decided we hadn’t suffered enough!

• Point being there’s not enough pasta or cathedrals in the world to ever make me feel an ounce of pride for sharing a genome with you. Humble yourself!

• everything you have is ours

[cemeterycrawlerhurghh]

Why is it whenever I lookup Keith angst on ao3 I always just get Lance angst??

I get it when it’s tagged as a ship. Then ofc it’s probably angst with both of them. But it’s literally all just Lance???

[breatheslife]

please believe me when i say that i love lance just as much as the next person but i will literally never get over how people saw ‘guy who faces social rejection a few times’ and ‘guy who was literally orphaned on multiple occasions’ and decided to write 99684996 angst fics about the FIRST guy

[breatheslife]

Keith:

Mom abandons him as a baby and he seemingly is never told whether she’s alive or dead

Dad dies

Shiro goes missing on the Kerberos mission and is presumed dead

Shiro ACTUALLY dies in Black while fighting Zarkon

Has to fight and kill Shiro’s clone

ADAM DIES

Lance:

Got rejected by a girl

Gets told he’s annoying (he is)

Misses his alive and well family I guess?

[cemeterycrawlerhurghh]

Why is it whenever I lookup Keith angst on ao3 I always just get Lance angst??

I get it when it’s tagged as a ship. Then ofc it’s probably angst with both of them. But it’s literally all just Lance???

[breatheslife]

please believe me when i say that i love lance just as much as the next person but i will literally never get over how people saw ‘guy who faces social rejection a few times’ and ‘guy who was literally orphaned on multiple occasions’ and decided to write 99684996 angst fics about the FIRST guy

[capacity2]

I recite this word for word at least like once a week I’m sorry but its written so well. Rocket ships to nowhere is crazy

[pancakeke]

blender's start up screen should say "abandon hope all ye who enter here"

[cemeterycrawlerhurghh]

Why is it whenever I lookup Keith angst on ao3 I always just get Lance angst??

I get it when it’s tagged as a ship. Then ofc it’s probably angst with both of them. But it’s literally all just Lance???

[breatheslife]

please believe me when i say that i love lance just as much as the next person but i will literally never get over how people saw ‘guy who faces social rejection a few times’ and ‘guy who was literally orphaned on multiple occasions’ and decided to write 99684996 angst fics about the FIRST guy

[breatheslife]

you guys are so weird about that lance guy. just let him be kindof a loser .

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[ginkovskij]

being italian online can be frustrating because some people from over usa are weirdly obsessed with our country and will bend the basic working of logic to claim they are italian too "italian is an ethnicity you don't have to be italian to be italian" brother are you listening to yourself