we can make it if we try

nb | 20s | kirby enjoyer | crochet+knitting

[enviousjam]

hi i have your doordash please open the door

[suigintou]

[warpedlamp]

[qrowscant]

compelled me

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[nyxfaei]

What are they trying to say with this

[nyxfaei]

I can’t believe it

[suolainensilakka]

[catboygirljoker]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

[catcrumb]

[psykocharm]

would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

[zordonmlw7]

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

[stellanix]

my mushoomb,, :D

[chemkitt]

one musruum..

[himynameisemail]

[mrhealyourgirl]

the sinister sniler

[maliketh]

it must feel so nice to be one of those racing cars and pulling over for a pit stop to have like 7 guys dote on you

[enviousjam]

Idk why I'm in this meeting to save the city. It's nice to feel included though

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[soulpups]

I groomed Maybe and we are very happy about it