Caution: Wet Floor

i have a metric fuck ton of omo requests on my main PLEASE READ MY ABOUT BEFORE REQUESTING

[thisiskindagrosstho]

god i am so sorry to the two people whose posts went to this blog instead

[thisiskindagrosstho]

sorry to the one person whose post went to this blog instead 😔

[thisiskindagrosstho]

god i am so sorry to the two people whose posts went to this blog instead

[thisiskindagrosstho]

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that at least on mobile, clicking on your about link brings you to a page that says it may contain sensitive content and you can’t view it. Could you please pin it to the top of your blog or something so that it’s readable?

Sorry, I left this blog when tumblr started their adult content ban. The only thing on the about was what i would and wouldnt draw!

[trashtierhyena]

Kinesthetic

Pairing: Jaspidot, specifically Corrupted Jasper Word Count: 11900 Summary: In the wake of Lapis Lazuli’s return, Peridot and Jasper are forced to once more familiarize themselves with each other; and they do so with perhaps too much gusto one day. Explicit. Size difference, xenojunk, oral, and a gratuitous amount of frotting. Author’s Note: Consider this my preemptive and only warning: Jasper is corrupted but both sentient and sapient in this fic. She’s still super monstrous in appearance and I write gross shit so if you can’t work with that it would be in your best interest to skip this.

LAD Info

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“Neither of us are ready to talk to… her, so it would be in our best interest to adapt to each other’s presence again.” That was the first thing Peridot offered Jasper when the corrupted gem had been unceremoniously dumped on the stairs of the lighthouse for the first time. Her new home after, well, after her old one was all but stolen by an ungrateful roommate.

A returning ungrateful roommate at that.

It was as sincere a greeting as she could manage coming from a place of pure insincerity - Jasper was arrogant, Jasper was obnoxious, Jasper would make everything all the more complicated, and she didn’t need a voice to do it.

Jasper in the chaos had somehow managed to make a noise loud enough over the hustle and bustle of Amethyst and Steven promising it was ‘Only for a sec P-dot’ and that they would ‘be right back’, and Peridot stood a little straighter at the haughty tone of it.

It became immediately clear - as Jasper forced her way past her like an uncivilized barbarian, paw-hand-thing pushing the air clear of Peridot’s chest, and took the stairs in a flurry of thumps and clicks loud enough it was a wonder nothing shattered under her ire - that this was not going to run smoothly.

She remembered in that moment being the one to put Jasper down; of shooting rebar straight through her bellowing chest. Peridot gulped, loudly. Jasper - between her rantings of Rose Quartz and hatred of Earth - had somehow struck her as a vengeful sort.

The desperate pleading look she shot toward Steven and Amethyst was only met by uncertain smiles that failed to reassure her of her safety.

Her fate was sealed then.

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[thisiskindagrosstho]

quick question, what's your main? i love your art, and i'd like to see the other stuff y'draw

ehhh i give up on keeping this a secret cause my style is recognizable anyway and most of my followers are from my other blogs anywho. non-fetishy nsfw is chaoticaphrodisiac, actual main is mii-makes-art

[doggybaby07]

Because there isn’t a single existing pregnant drawing meme on Tumblr.

So I thought “Why not just make one myself?” And so I did.

Feel free to use it, I suppose.

[thisiskindagrosstho]

Omg thank you so much blue pearl looks amazing! I absolutely love your style! *0*

thank u much anon! ☆

[thisiskindagrosstho]

Your art is gorgeous *0* may I please ask for blue pearl in g1?

hey, thanks! <3

meme here

[thisiskindagrosstho]

If you're doing that meme how about e2 for any character you'd want to draw?

i don’t think i’ve drawn her preggers before lol

meme here

[doggybaby07]

Because there isn’t a single existing pregnant drawing meme on Tumblr.

So I thought “Why not just make one myself?” And so I did.

Feel free to use it, I suppose.

[paniniville]

Okay, I’m broke and need to pay rent and hopefully get money put back for BCC, so commissions are open!!

Writing examples are here on tumblr or here on AO3!

Art is here and NSFW art is here!

Art turnaround is pretty quick, usually!

For writing, generally, 1-5k words would probably take about a week, but I may have to extend that depending upon my mental health; I will work to make sure that nothing 5k or below goes beyond a month without being completed. 5k/week is a good general metric for how long things will take, but I will remain in contact with you about how quickly the writing is going.

Commissions will be at least the length paid for; any words over the paid-for amount can be considered freebies unless you particularly feel like tipping extra.

Full payment is expected in advance; message me to discuss what you want done beforehand, and I will provide a PayPal invoice once details have been worked out.

I also have a Patreon here!!

Thank you for your time! /)w(\

[paniniville]

Okay, I’m broke and need to pay rent and hopefully get money put back for BCC, so commissions are open!!

Writing examples are here on tumblr or here on AO3!

Art is here and NSFW art is here!

Art turnaround is pretty quick, usually!

For writing, generally, 1-5k words would probably take about a week, but I may have to extend that depending upon my mental health; I will work to make sure that nothing 5k or below goes beyond a month without being completed. 5k/week is a good general metric for how long things will take, but I will remain in contact with you about how quickly the writing is going.

Commissions will be at least the length paid for; any words over the paid-for amount can be considered freebies unless you particularly feel like tipping extra.

Full payment is expected in advance; message me to discuss what you want done beforehand, and I will provide a PayPal invoice once details have been worked out.

I also have a Patreon here!!

Thank you for your time! /)w(\

[yucklord]

Man whatever happened to all the oviposition love?

Back in my day oviposition was the MAIN ‘weird’ kink around

[snowcovereddick]

we need a revolution

[thisiskindagrosstho]

i followed you on another blog long ago, and i remember you drew a bunch of the corrupted quartz gems. You think you can reupload some of that?

you may be confusing me with someone else? all my corrupt quartz nsfw is uploaded here, and my sfw stuff is on my main

[little-owly]

remember that one time in like 2016 when the omorashi tag was full of nothing but Sans Undertale pissing himself

[yucklord]

[thisiskindagrosstho]

nice.

[thisiskindagrosstho]

hmmmm wonder who’s holding her leash 

[thisiskindagrosstho]

day reblog♡