Open To Interpretation

[thisismythemesong]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[vaesdothraks]

WE’RE FOXES, something is always going wrong.

[pleasestopandrew]

[sweetcantae]

@indigenousmlm

[indigenousmlm]

Tag urself I’m bounce the whiteman

[igxbaddies]

[bitchesgetriches]

I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.” 

[marsapartment]

That’s it. That’s his whole character.

[radfilmstills]

Call Me by Your Name (2017)

Dir. Luca Guadagnino / DP: Sayombhu Mukdeeprom

[myheartmadeknown-deactivated201]

I just need pretty little coffee shop dates and plenty of adventures that involve holding hands.

[thisismythemesong]

God forbid I go on some Pinterest date

[demilypyro]

I have never been and will never be horny on main

[governmentemployee]

- Bill Clinton’s address to congress 1998

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[hermionethequeen-deactivated201]

NO

[2345476575876-blog]

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

[cozmic-ash]

October is the 10th month though

[teenyearsblog-archive]

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

[alanturing-deactivated20211125]

we should totally just stab caesar

[queeranne]

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

[thisismythemesong]

I miss fiction

[dominicharrison]

[interscoperecords]

Portraits of Yungblud by Anne Selle.

[thisismythemesong]

Fckn in love with this boy

[onedirzction]

yungblud is right; bang bang bang it is all bollocks

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

You die in infinity war