[coolthingoftheday]

Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.

[georgekinstanza]

he looks great, what’s his secret

[coolthingoftheday]

Dermatologists HATE him

[alizabethnova-blog]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

[snauce]

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? too hot, hot damn

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

Reblog this if Ben is a hoe

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[subin-nnn]

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

why is that so fuckin funny

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[hijerking]

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

[hijerking]

isn’t life great

[2-shane-s]

[anxietyproblem]

[str8boicore-deactivated20190112]

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

[neoridley-deactivated20161212]

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

[aki373]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[chillekcooljebrahh]

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

i swear everyone on this website is high

shut up chocolate

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted