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⭐️I’m a whore 18+⭐️ ✨she/her/whatever lands the joke✨

[thisistheonlyoneihave]

Let’s be friends!! Come say hi!

[literaryvein-references]

When your Character...

Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight

Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love

Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns

is...

A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Baby/Child ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer

Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy

needs...

A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison

To be Killed Off ⚜ To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound

To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ A Drink

loves...

Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils

Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers

Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Fight ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga

has/experiences...

Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings ⚜ Bruises

Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Food Poisoning

Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Mutism ⚜ Pain ⚜ Poisoning

More Pain & Violence ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds

[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]

[orientalld]

[huyandere]

a familiar voice

[sarahmackattack]

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

[lilacpaperbird]

*white knuckling the bathroom sink* do NOT infodump ppl about the fact that the first spn fic was a wincest one and that it was posted mere hours after the pilot and that the founder of ao3 was a wincestie and that the first fic on ao3 was wincest too and that the omegaverse as we know it was created by wincest shippers for jared/jensen fics *pointing at myself in the mirror with a shaky hand* ppl will think you're weird and off-putting you need to control yourself–

[nameslikeguns]

it's fundamental fandom history 😤 and honestly the amount of people who think wincest is an aberration in spn fandom and those that think ao3 shouldn't allow "problematic" content and be fully censored should know these things so they can be aware of where these cultural juggernauts started.

[lilacpaperbird]

not them asking naomi novik AKA ASTOLAT if she was okay with incest fics of her characters when she was the one in the trenches writing wincest fics and founding ao3 so people could have a place to post their works without censorship. that's absolutely hilarious I have to find that post

[lilacpaperbird]

YES my brother in christ she WROTE THE PROPOSAL !

May. 17th, 2007

An Archive of One's Own

AO3 was created out of collective effort, and she was the one who started it all. It's incredible to see how many of her ideas in this proposal ended up actually happening. So many things we now take for granted were crazy dreams at first

[ekjohnston]

More to the point, NN had the capital to get AO3 off the ground. She could have ditched fandom when she went big, but she never tried to downplay the fandom source of His Majesty's Dragon. She might be one of the most important and influential writers ever.

[minmos]

front facing egrets making me lose control of everything

[littleguysdaily]

[jalactic]

ok so the thing i need people to understand about OPLA chopper is that: HE’S BABY. i’ll elaborate

people are wondering why his antlers are fuzzy and maybe it’s because he’s actually a muppet but like. real deer antlers ARE fuzzy!!!

it’s called velvet and it helps bring bloodflow to the antlers as they grow and develop around springtime:

SO YES chopper is BABY. a growing boy

…deer also shed their velvet every fall, and it’s painless (like reptiles shedding skin) but it looks horrifying and now i’m imagining monster point chopper with these:

[sweet-sugar-pixels-archived-dea]

Merengue: I wanna tell you who the girl I like is, but I don’t know how you’ll feel about it…

Gazpacho, encouragingly: Just rip the band-aid off!

Merengue: It’s Endive.

Gazpacho, appalled: … Put the band-aid back on.

@candyheartedchy

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[wookieeleaks]

The Winter Soldier - End Titles

[wolfythewitch]

Gravity Fowls ,,,,,

[ovium-sheep]

Outdated favorite character trend I FINALLY finished about a week ago.

Very proud of this one, but it could use an update since my preferences have changed 🙏

[guooey]

[littleguysdaily]

[yurisupernova]

MY LOVE IS OFF TO WAR AGAIN???

[fuckyeahstsebastian]

(video tweet: https://twitter.com/Etherelle/status/1484410925490708481?s=20)

the work of etherelle: https://t.co/dPhLw3xuRx (carrd)

happy belated st sebastian day. no idea how to tag this.

[elizabethplaid]

The eyes here really seal the deal, though the toothpick-arrow is also a nice touch.

Also reminds me of the story that was circulating around awhile ago, where the narrator had made some sort of jam-filled bread effigy of Jesus for Easter or somesuch.

[joasakura]

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

T'was me with the Bread Jesus Story and the Bread Jesus Attempt One and Bread Jesus Attempt Two and I am SO GLAD THAT SOME OTHER PERSON IS MAKING TERRIBLE CARBY CATHOLIC EFFIGIES.

[naamahdarling]

Someone finally managed to make an image of Saint Sebastian that isn’t sexy. And they said it couldn’t be done.

[phatfred]

@canisalbus

[hamster1300]