Your Local Loser

//24// //they/them// 90% of everything I do is on a queue

[mxbitters]

h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

[meet-again]

Pics or it didnt happen

[mxbitters]

they just.  they just do that

[meet-again]

:))))

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

[parkchanwoohoo]

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

[parkchanwoohoo]

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

[olympic-paris]

Giovanni Paolo Cavagna, Saint Roch in Adoration, 1591.

[beatsmybongo]

Slutty slutty slutty

[depsidase]

[faeriekit]

Some libraries can even get you hooked up with social workers and local aid programs. The important thing is investigating what YOUR library can do for YOU.

[slutdge]

"tumblr is the leftist website" yall cant even handle criticism of the catholic church

[terraswallows]

I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

[pngblog]

[thegingerpowers]

[oldinterneticons]

Dear God, make everyone die. Amen

[mousegirlheart]

a mother...

[bucatinibucatini]

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is this button caterpillar hat!

[konoko]

[eon-bug-collection]

a rogue pipe cleaner.... escaped from the craft supplies

[lesbiskammerat]

I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

[i-am-dulaman]

yeah that’s fair

[proartspb]

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