I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold
(comedian is Alex Edelman)
[DON’T DELETE THIS CAPTION ASSHOLES!!! IT GIVES CREDIT TO THE COMEDIAN!!!]

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I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold
(comedian is Alex Edelman)
[DON’T DELETE THIS CAPTION ASSHOLES!!! IT GIVES CREDIT TO THE COMEDIAN!!!]
honestly
I wish the world was as comfortable and safe as animal crossing
(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that
i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode
it looked like this
if you’re here, then this has to be a dream
me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me
tattletales are lawful evil
Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.
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This somehow gets even funnier when you remember that Pit can’t fucking read
hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra
*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew
*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom