Get Me-ouwt Of Here

[thiskitty-ispissed-the-fuckoff]

When philosophy of art class gets lit

[k-eke]

Smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile !

[surreal--memes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.

[roaringstream]

Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock

[mjwatson]

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (1999-2013) #502

[fairy-wren]

grey go-away bird

(photos by loot eksteen)

[thegreenwolf]

lISTEN TO THEM

[writing-prompt-s]

You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”

[spaghettijoe]

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

[birbfriends]

Mochi man is an important business birb, he make important business call.

[burningmine-deactivated20230217]

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[castalyne]

ROSES ARE RED

I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,

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[healthy-adult]

i just forced all of my coworkers to watch this with me

[cumuluscanis-deactivated2019060]

I just woke my brother up and forced him to watch this with me

[quock-ko]

[thiskitty-ispissed-the-fuckoff]

My newest baby!!! Any name ideas??

[thiskitty-ispissed-the-fuckoff]

His name is Dumpling and he has adjusted amazingly! My round boi, the best boi

[pet-of-subs]

According to Monty the fact that it’s perfectly mouth shaped is purely coincidental

[sp24-0y-du]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[blanket-buddy]

All squirrels are guilty of gluttony, envy, and hubris.

They know that bird feeder is not for them, but by god are they going to try.