It's all in your head, darling.

We've all got our secrets in our closets, skeletons at the doorstep and hidden bodies in our bed. We will all lie profusely to keep it so.

[catasters]

[unimpressedcats]

pizza face

[awwww-cute]

I made a banana costume for a baby shower. Our cat didn’t hate it

[thislikenighta]

it's pointless for me to involve my emotions or feelings, it's disregarded and insignificant. I don't bother at that point, showing my feelings only complicate things-wouldn't you agree

[thislikenighta]

well that's a little pointless but what can you do.

[catsamazing]

My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.

[unfollovving]

RELEASE ME HUMAN

[cocaineteas]

[unimpressedcats]

water u doin kitties?

[jonnovstheinternet]

[unimpressedcats]

here comes the briiiiiiiiiiide

[shortvideosandstuff]

[pleatedjeans]

[gogogadgeturl]

So my kitten decided to sit on my pile of candy and now every time someone comes near it she hisses and tries to claw them, kitten I just want candy, stop it.

[gogogadgeturl]

gogogadgeturl:

this little shit even posed for the fucking picture

so, we finally got the candy and put it in the pinata anD NOW THE LITTLE FUCKER IS GAURDING THE GOD DAMN PINATA WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE A NICE PARTY 

[unimpressedcats]

NO SWEETIES 4 U !!!

[unimpressedcats]

Shea doesn’t like her water dish, so she found an alternative.

[catsareadream-blog]

Use the force…

[animalstalkinginallcaps]

[unimpressedcats]

owhh baby it’s cold outside 

[egderpss]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[almaflorear]

[unimpressedcats]

sushi sushi

[obsessedwithskulls]