Ain't It Fun

I'm Maeby. I apologize for the mess.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sapiophobic]

i paused it at the perfect moment and im going to make this one of my desktop wallpapers

[adorablesnakes]

[candykaiju-moved-to-coffinc-blog]

r u for real

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[lilnympho]

[fuckednumb]

Like if you’re horny.

[nine-nine-stylez]

sitcoms + proposals

[theyellowbrickroad]

what if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond

[royaleomens]

are you okay

[crybabydyke-deactivated20180227]

Fat woman: *exists* Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

[gogogadgeturl]

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

[irishfangirl96]

earlier i was opening my room door while looking behind me and when i faced forward i slammed the door into my face

[like-crazy-cakes]

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

[nandadin]

Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

Just ask dear.

[savingdame]

PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

This starts to looks like “The Last Supper”

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

Here is Maggie. You’re welcome.

[dinovia-grant]

I can’t not reblog this.  It would seem like sacrilege.

[cesperanza]

Finally: a religion I can really believe in!

[gogogadgeturl]

me: hey

in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed

[gogogadgeturl]

Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."

Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[paperlettuce]

Adolf Hitler rose to power by promising to fix Germany and return it back to the powerful land it once was before the First World War, blaming Jews, primarily, for the downfall of their nation.

Donald Trump is rising to power by promising to fix America (‘Make America Great Again’) and return it back to the powerful land it once was, blaming Latinx and Chinese people for the downfall of the nation.

Hm.

[clairenovac]

not to mention he’s now proposing to shut down mosques and force muslims to “register” with the government and carry papers hmmm also sounds a bit familiar

[drake-ramoray]