back from the dead babey

hi i'm mila :) she/her, 22, very manly muppet

[nocontexthorriblehistories]

[bakwaaas]

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

[lizluzz]

taskmaster S19E04

[dick-chugger]

Taskmaster's kind of an insane show 'cause they can literally bring human remains as a prize task, I'm pretty sure.

[bakwaaas]

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

[omtai]

you can go outside and hit things with a stick. it’s spring you can do anything

[oldenglishtextposts]

þu canst gan uthealf and drepan þing mid hris. hit is lenctentid þu canst don auht

[bethanydelleman]

Other authors: My heroine was a poor orphan. Pity her.

Jane Austen: Pft, orphans have it easy! My heroine has two living parents and three extra guardians and all of them are the worst...

[bethanydelleman]

Jane Austen writing the Pride & Prejudice Netherfield Ball: Right now, Elizabeth Bennet wishes she was an orphan

Jane Austen, writing Persuasion & Emma: This heroine is half an orphan and, of course, I killed the competent one off. The resulting situation is so much worse than if I'd killed them both

[firawren]

[sleepnoises]

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

[julykings]

i want to live in your fishbowl

[julykings]

this is going to be the patreon print for this + next month btw <3

[wolfythewitch]

When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

[lucifers666tears-deactivated202]

[tiktaalic]

Do you think your presumably heterosexual mom is bisexual

Yes she has called herself bisexual/attracted to both/etc

Yes she has said some really strange stuff for a straight woman to say

My mom is a lesbian so this doesn’t apply

No

No but I really had to think about it

Voting ended onMay 23, 2025

[bakwaaas]

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

[bakwaaas]

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

[bakwaaas]

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[effervescent-fool]

From Eden live in Dublin, 2019

To the strand, a picnic planned for you and me. A rope in hand, for your other man to hang from a tree.