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my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

forsapphics

MARLENE DIETRICH

photographed by Eugene Robert Richee for Morocco (1930)

hotvampireadjacent

Sweden ????

ashketchupandfries

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

leninthesixth

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

thecrumbez

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

cloudabserk

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

froxyfroggo

happy ten year anniversary to this article !

cloudabserk

??? 10 years? i had initially assumed this was during the barbie press tour or something. why would they ask him this in 2016…

#need to start asking men this

darkspaceboytoy

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

comikbook

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

caden

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

caden

kevytmaitohorsma

Tajusinpa tänään, että rokote-sana tulee sanasta rokko

kidzbopdeathgrips

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

kittymand

DONT TALK TO ME

#besties im not a huge rpf guy but like theyre definitely fucking

girldraki

$300 swarovski bok choy

javascript-official

Just found out about this list and I am obessed with analysing which videogames the buddah would not play, and consequently, which ones he could play.

Tetris (Not buddihst), has 10 columns, here rows may be interpreted as any series of segments regardless of orientations, breaks rule 1.

Doom (buddihst), follows all the rules

Super monkey ball (NOT BUDDIHST), ball game, breaks rule 7.

Stardew Valley (Not buddihst), playing with a toy plough (rule 9.)i.e simulation of farming

Most mario games (Buddihst)

GTA 5 (Not buddihst) Playing with toy cart's Rule 12.

Overall we can conclude that if the buddah was alive today he would rip and tear demons until there is nothing left and jerk off to goombas from super mario brothers. Thank you for comming to my ted talk

urie

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those