Posing as a somdomite

Kososka | he/him | Finnish | Kommari | Dionysos worshipper | General ramblings tagged with #rattiin vain selvänä

[forest-woman]

[dick-chugger]

Does anyone want to come over to Tampere, Finland and sell me weed

[dick-chugger]

I just feel like I would look really chic smoking something rn but I don't fuck with nicotine

[sofuton]

[dick-chugger]

Does anyone want to come over to Tampere, Finland and sell me weed

[dick-chugger]

Blocking bitches over being American, do not try me

[homunculus-argument]

your zucchini post sent me back over a decade ago to when i visited finland for the first time and stayed at my partners parents house. their garden was full of the most humungous zucchini i'd ever laid eyes on. my partner came up to me with this giant green sponge in her arms and said "look! it's the size of my dick!"; i remember distinctly being very impressed in that moment. however, what i did not know at the time was that having this bountiful harvest of zucchini meant that we would be eating nothing but zucchini based dishes for the next 7 weeks because there was no space to store it (why no storage, that's a whole other story). after about a week, everyone else in the family left to go to the lake for the rest of the summer and so it was up to my partner and i to eat zucchini day in, day out. it started out novel and fun really: zucchini on toast, stuffed zucchini with meat and mushrooms, zucchini casserole, zucchini and cheese soup! but as time went on, it got weirder and weirder, zucchini with jam on it, then the zucchini itself became marmalade, zucchini baked into a cake, zucchini stuffed with zucchini, zucchini bread, zucchini ice cream, and still more and more zucchini still needed to be consumed before they overippened and spoiled. and non of the neighbours wanted any of it because they too had too much zucchini of their own. needless to say, it was a very visceral experience that affected me in relation to zucchinis for many years afterwards. anyway, i hope the ones you got from your mother-in-law are tasty and you make something delicious with them <3

That's the funny part: I know this. We've been through this before.

Nobody in my boyfriend's family is particularly willing to eat zucchini. They are sick of it to the point of years of build-up. She playfully complains about how the youngest one won't try some of her baked goods out of an alledged fear that there might be zucchini hidden in there. And yet, she keeps planting zucchini. She's delighted to be able to hand them over to me. I am not yet sick of zucchini so I don't mind it just yet.

She also fucking loves foraging for mushrooms, and gets territorial over good spots just like any other finn would. As soon as they're poking out of the ground at the end of the summer she's grabbing the dogs and her daughter and is out of the house getting them, ticks bears and tourists be damned. She can't eat them herself due to allergies, and half of the family can't digest them either, and the other half just doesn't like the texture. She gives them off to friends and family and is delighted to be able to hand them over to me.

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, I'm not complaining. This is the opposite of a problem. Nonetheless I am baffled by it. Rain or shine, in sickness and in health, no matter how inconvenient it would be, she keeps doing this. Purely for the love of the game.

[sinsinewave]

ok is zucchini-related issues like a common theme in Finland, because it was slightly one in my family too; i fucking hate zucchini, my mother seemingly loves it, and like, she kept fucking making foods with zucchini at least she had enough sense to not have the fucking zucchini as like a load-bearing component so i could just avoid eating it but still

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite way of zucchini consumption is lemon-zucchini jam on pancakes. I just bought butter and eggs to bake a cake and also make courgette balls with the zucchini I just got. This is the level of get-rid-of-all-this-zucchini we are working on.

[the-asistants-reblogs]

This is fascinating! USAmarican here, we occasionally get massive bumper crops of zucchini (Midwest US) when the weather is cooler, and we largely just make them into casseroles. I didn’t know you could put them into bread or make marmalade with them! Next bumper crop I’ll have to put this new knowledge to use!

[homunculus-argument]

I have just made (or to be more exact, am currently making) an unreasonable amount of zucchini chocolate cake. The amount is unreasonable because first of all there is no such thing as a reasonable amount of zucchini in a chocolate cake, and second of all the recipe said 5 decilitres of grated zucchini, and the chunk I cut off the giant zucc made 8 decilitres of it. So I decided to just adjust the whole recipe to be 1,6 times bigger. It'll be in the oven for about an hour yet and until then we'll have no idea how badly I fucked up.

[cugzarui]

why would you say five decilitres instead of half a liter

[homunculus-argument]

Because litres wouold be an unhinged way to measure things like flour and sugar and things??

[cugzarui]

why do you not. measure in normal. cooking units. like cups. and spoons. or if youre feeling fancy. grams.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm adamantly anti-imperialism.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They do not know about her...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

logging on to steam dot com to find out Christians have invented a new kind of blasphemy again

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Saw this fanart of arcade gannon and was immediately blasted back to when I was thirteen and saved every image of michael fassbender I could to my iPod touch and I found the exact reference picture they used to trace him in under a minute. Needless to say my brain damage knows no bounds

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Every person id ever interacted with until that moment had taught me the necessary skills

[hornpoint]

truly life is one great beautiful tapestry

[riben-deactivated20230922]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[rovermcfly]

Nish Kumar's effect on british panel show hosts

Taskmaster S05E03 | QI S23E03

[charish-cherish]

[desert-love]

[fidgetyhands]

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

[ayalaatreides]

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

[goobersplat]

Barbie 1992 Tag Along Wags Puppy Dog

[the-red-ring-of-death]

how i saw this thing for a solid 10 seconds

[end0skeletal]

Lily Moth (Polytela gloriosae) and Caterpillar (x x x x)

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love nature. Look at this animal. It’s made of bowling alley carpet. Beautiful!

[mizuthe-cat]

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

[wineseller]

I used the money I got from selling wine to buy a storefront for my wine business

[r0zeclawz]

when a movie is good: oh nice that was pretty good

when a movie is bad: aw dang the movie was bad

when a movie is just ok: well that was ok

woah haha hey there you found me! 🙂

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this: