the slums of skulduggery pleasant

she/they ~ respect xena or i steal your kneecaps ~ frightening jones my beloved

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

skulduggery characters as onion and reductress headlines part ???

scrapegrace:

saracen:

dexter:

omen:

tanith:

valkyrie:

ghastly:

skully p:

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

its been a while since i read mortal coil is this how this went?

[squidcave]

in an alternate universe...

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

fucking hell apparently the penis discourse is back so i'm gonna give y'all my ideas

china made him a facade dick because she wants to fuck that skeleton

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

i made a uquiz for shits and giggles so here yall go

this is just for shits and giggles, so please don't take it seriously! have fun! (also come hang out with me on tumblr @thisreallyrattlesmyb

[garaks-gay-garderobe]

Tanith <3

they are training falling in love

"FUCK CANON!" *makes Ghastly hot*

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

im slamming my head against the table we've got another one folks

book fucking 17 here we go

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

now for the $1,000,000 question: do you want to fuck that skeleton?!

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

skulduggery characters as onion and reductress headlines part II

skully:

dexter:

val:

fletcher:

china:

skulduggery and val:

melancholia st clair:

dr nye:

ghastly and tanith:

the entire irish sanctuary:

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

val should get to put bumper stickers on the bentley as a little treat. skulduggery would hate that

[beetlehoven]

Skulduggery when he woke up after those goblins or something stole his skull

[billygaysanguine]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Playing With Fire” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear tanith is going to suck his brains out through his ears

my buddy billy-ray sanguine pacing: she stole my straight razor. my carefully-shaven stubble is all going to grow back into a shitty little beard. we have to drain her blood and use it in our ritual.

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

skulduggery becoming a cat dad was not on my 2024 bingo list but go off i guess

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

okay was i supposed to read the next skully p book? yeah

do i want to? no

it be great if someone could just psychically beam it into my brain please and thank you

[tammeblue]

Things you need to know (high key spoilers) (in order of importance to me):

- ghastly is back, is grand mage, and is a little bitch. Also he’s with tanith and we just have to accept that we’re never gonna get them meeting up or anything or like falling back in love. We barely get them being a couple. It sucks

- MELENCHOLIA FLIRTS WITH VAL LIKE HARD CORE AND TELLS HER THAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH MILTISA SHES OPEN

- Alice is named Winter now and is a whiny fucking bitch (she’s mad val stopped her from being a world class threat and is sick of being on the sidelines)

- There’s a group of human haters who go to the human refugees in roarhaven and just commit hatespeach and they want to bomb shit (they’re literally terrorists and almost blew up Ireland) and they’re convinced Winter can be their new leader and she’s into the idea cause she wants to be out of Val’s shadow

- some plot about the traumas of the big doomsday that happened. It’s actually pretty alright, the dad goes fucking nuts but it turns out it’s actually just another guy who’s a narcissist controlling him

- china gets literally 7 lines of diaglogue max and I’m going after Derek landy personally

- [BIGGEST SPOILER] [DO NOT READ IF NEEDED] SKULDUGGERY GETS KITTENS

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

holy shit what??? okay now i've gotta read it if not just for that melancholia thing

[tammeblue]

I had to sit down. I had to take a moment

Girl 10 books ago you were leaving her for dead at the top of a hill

Also there’s some necromancy scheme that we don’t know cause there’s ✨3 books✨and they need to set up plots for the next ✨3 books✨

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

fuck i've been out of the loop there are three more books?!?!

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

okay was i supposed to read the next skully p book? yeah

do i want to? no

it be great if someone could just psychically beam it into my brain please and thank you

[tammeblue]

Things you need to know (high key spoilers) (in order of importance to me):

- ghastly is back, is grand mage, and is a little bitch. Also he’s with tanith and we just have to accept that we’re never gonna get them meeting up or anything or like falling back in love. We barely get them being a couple. It sucks

- MELENCHOLIA FLIRTS WITH VAL LIKE HARD CORE AND TELLS HER THAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH MILTISA SHES OPEN

- Alice is named Winter now and is a whiny fucking bitch (she’s mad val stopped her from being a world class threat and is sick of being on the sidelines)

- There’s a group of human haters who go to the human refugees in roarhaven and just commit hatespeach and they want to bomb shit (they’re literally terrorists and almost blew up Ireland) and they’re convinced Winter can be their new leader and she’s into the idea cause she wants to be out of Val’s shadow

- some plot about the traumas of the big doomsday that happened. It’s actually pretty alright, the dad goes fucking nuts but it turns out it’s actually just another guy who’s a narcissist controlling him

- china gets literally 7 lines of diaglogue max and I’m going after Derek landy personally

- [BIGGEST SPOILER] [DO NOT READ IF NEEDED] SKULDUGGERY GETS KITTENS

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

holy shit what??? okay now i've gotta read it if not just for that melancholia thing

[darquesseworldkiller]

I actually thought it was the best one in a long time! Because it’s just a fun murder mystery instead of another end of the world. Also the Melancholia thing lol

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

oh hell yeah that seems like such a nice change of pace tbh, murder mysteries my beloved

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

okay was i supposed to read the next skully p book? yeah

do i want to? no

it be great if someone could just psychically beam it into my brain please and thank you

[tammeblue]

Things you need to know (high key spoilers) (in order of importance to me):

- ghastly is back, is grand mage, and is a little bitch. Also he’s with tanith and we just have to accept that we’re never gonna get them meeting up or anything or like falling back in love. We barely get them being a couple. It sucks

- MELENCHOLIA FLIRTS WITH VAL LIKE HARD CORE AND TELLS HER THAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH MILTISA SHES OPEN

- Alice is named Winter now and is a whiny fucking bitch (she’s mad val stopped her from being a world class threat and is sick of being on the sidelines)

- There’s a group of human haters who go to the human refugees in roarhaven and just commit hatespeach and they want to bomb shit (they’re literally terrorists and almost blew up Ireland) and they’re convinced Winter can be their new leader and she’s into the idea cause she wants to be out of Val’s shadow

- some plot about the traumas of the big doomsday that happened. It’s actually pretty alright, the dad goes fucking nuts but it turns out it’s actually just another guy who’s a narcissist controlling him

- china gets literally 7 lines of diaglogue max and I’m going after Derek landy personally

- [BIGGEST SPOILER] [DO NOT READ IF NEEDED] SKULDUGGERY GETS KITTENS

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

holy shit what??? okay now i've gotta read it if not just for that melancholia thing