“i think there’s something about being a young woman that feels very murderous. that’s what i was trying to get with a song like ‘dream girl evil.’ it can be dangerous for people to think you’re incredibly nice. when you get, ‘you’re an angel,’ that seems like such a high place to fall from. when i see messy or violent or terribly behaved women, especially young women, there’s a liberation. to not have to try and survive by being good.”
Build a house on a secluded beach. Finally get around to the countless books i’ve bought but never read. Go through them page by page… kinda like taking back the time i’ve lost.
Mikasa has been portrayed as someone cold and serious since the start, but Sasha was always able to brought out her playful side. Their friendship is one of the most beautiful and most underrated.
hi can i request for a suna, atsumu, osamu and iwa with a short gf who they like to tease and one day she decides to pretend to get offended and ignore them, thank youu
: ) feeling rly privileged bc i have never been teased for my height
Suna, Atsumu, Osamu, and Iwaizumi being ignored by their short gf
Suna
ugh dumb middle blockers and their darn heights
Suna adores you, but that won’t stop him from messing with you and your how small you are
you have to tip-toe to kiss your dumb boyfriend and he will never not chuckle at that
but one day you ask him if he can lean down for once instead of forcing you to make up for the height gap
and he just goes “no❤️”
you’re about to shrug it off but he adds one more snarky comment to annoy you further, “I was thinking of getting you stilts for your birthday so you don’t have to reach so far for a kiss”
when Suna sees the pout on your face, he chuckles and leans down to give you a kiss
at the last moment, you swerve out of his way. you were going to be petty and pretend to be irritated, so you walk away from him and head towards class alone
when Suna comes walking in after you, Osamu does a double take
“woah, something happen with Y/n?”
Suna sits in his seat and sinks into his chair, “nah I think she’s just pretending to be upset with me because I keep calling her short”
“maybe you should stop calling her that??”
Suna glances over at you- and when you make eye contact with him, he notices your gaze softens for a split second. but when you realize you’re supposed to ignore him, your eyes glare at him and you quickly turn your head away
he bites his lip to hold back his laughter, “nah, she’s so cute when I mess with her”
tbh your boyfriend is a super good middle blocker, of course he can read people easily. not sure why you thought you’d fool him with this bit- but it’s too late to go back so you have to keep pretending that you’re upset
but because Suna knows about your scheme, he doesn’t react in the way you’d hope he would. he doesn’t come crawling back apologizing, in fact it seems like he’s ignoring you too
the whole ignoring each other bit was fun and games, but you didn’t realize how it affected other people
see aside from your close friends, no one else knew you two were messing with each other
this was really evident after school, when a guy from another class approached you when you exited the school building
he slung his arm around you, “hey Y/n. I heard you’re not with Suna anymore” upon hearing that, your eyes widen and you slowly remove the guy’s arm off of you as you turn to face him
“wait- what? where did that even come from”
the guy- you didn’t even know his name- ignored your question and kept talking, “you’re too cute for a jerk like him. anyways, if you’re free this weekend we should go on a date”
no but see Suna was just like a few feet away and witnessed this whole ordeal. before you could politely reject the guy, Suna inserts himself into the conversation-quite literally
like he actually stands in between you two, but he’s facing you, so all the other guy can see is Suna’s back
Suna leans down and gives you a kiss before asking, “now will you stop ignoring me?”
you sheepishly nod as Suna holds your hand. the two of you walk away from the confused boy who tried to hit on you rip him
when you looked at your boyfriend you noticed his cheeks were slightly pink, and so of course you were going to tease him about it
“oh? were you jealous when that guy asked me out”
“...” his silence was deafening and you start laughing
“you WERE jealous!! you’re so cute Rintarou~” you coo at him, poking his cheek
Suna was about to comeback with some snarky comment, but seeing you all playful and happy made his heart soft
he decided to save his teasing for another day
Atsumu
tHIS PUNK will never let you live
he’d purposefully lean down and put his hands on his knees when you talk to him, claiming that he wants to ‘see the world from your point of view’
you have to restrain yourself from kicking his ass
one day during lunch, you were joined by your boyfriend, his twin, and Suna
Atsumu placed two milk cartons in front of you and grinned. you stared at him confused, “what’s this for ‘Tsumu?”
“they’re for you! I'm trying to help you grow taller!!”
you rolled your eyes and decided that you would mess with him today and pretend like you were extremely annoyed with his jokes
Atsumu was too busy laughing to notice how your face became expressionless
so, you turn away from your boyfriend and talk to Osamu and Suna instead
the conversation between the four of you proceeds normally, except you never respond back to Atsumu- and it didn’t take him long to notice this
“mm, I forgot to ask, but when is the next practice match?”
Atsumu grabs your hand and answers, “there’s one this Thursday, are you coming babe?”
but you don’t respond to him, instead you look at Suna and Osamu expectantly
Osamu sighs before answering, “yeah it’s this Thursday”
you remove your hand from atsumu’s and clap your hands together, “ah great! I'll try my best to stop by!”
Suna raises an eyebrow at Atsumu, who stares at you aghast
he tries to nuzzle your neck, “babe I just said that, weren’t ya listening?”
you give him no response- it was as if he wasn’t even there
standing up, you pack your lunch and grab your bag, “well, I'm going to go to the office real quick and talk to the counselor before lunch ends. see you two later!!” and you walk off towards the main office
Atsumu looks back and forth between your walking figure and his friends
“what the heck was that about? why did she ignore me”
“because you kept making fun of her for her height dumbass” Suna said, not bothering to look up from his food
the setter blinked twice before realizing his mistake, and ran off to catch up to you
you were nearing the counselor’s door when you hear Atsumu call out your name
but before you got the chance to go inside, atsumu had caught up with you and had you caged between him and the wall
the look on his face was one of pure panic, and you realized that maybe you had gone a bit too far
“’Tsumu-” you couldn’t finish your sentence because you were interrupted
“Y/n, I'm really sorry that I kept teasing you for how small you are. I think your height makes you even cuter and I’m sorry that I took the joke too far”
you bring up your hands to your face to hold back your giggles- your boyfriend is too cute
taking a deep breath, you lower your hands to look him in the eyes
“I wasn’t actually mad at you... I just ignored you to mess with you. it was really cute to see you all confused”
Atsumu’s face dropped- he felt b e t r a y e d
he leaned in closer to your face, “oh? you thought that it would be funny, huh?” his sudden proximity in a public space caused you to squeal loudly
in an instant, the door swung open, and the school counselor poked her head out, “what’s going on here?”
you quickly pushed Atsumu away from you, “it’s nothing!! he’s just bullying me. oh! but I do have a quick question about this form I filled out”
you and the counselor went to her office to discuss your matters, leaving Atsumu alone
when he finally registered what you had said, he felt the need to enter the office to clear his name up
“wait- nO miss counselor y/n is lying!! I wasn’t bullying her!”
Osamu
you’d think he would be less annoying than his brother
but no, he’s equally annoying in different ways
he loves to tease your small stature all the time
anyways, you and the twins have always lived near each other, so it was only natural for the three of you to walk to school together
one morning you were just t i r e d. like zero energy
so your wonderful boyfriend gives you a piggy back ride so you can nap a bit
when you reach the school gates, he sets you down
“you’ve probably never seen things from that height before” he and his brother laugh at the joke
but you, having just woken up from your nice nap, remain stoic
the joke didn’t offend you in the slightest, but you had no energy to react to it so you just nodded silently and walked to class
but it did give you the idea to pretend you were upset with him
Osamu’s laughter ceased when he noticed you remained unbothered
“Y/n?” he asks, but when he’s left unanswered he starts to get a bit worried
throughout class, you don’t acknowledge him in the slightest. it was kinda easy to ignore him since your desk was far away, but you it was almost as if you could feel his gaze on you
“psst, Osamu. what happened with Y/n?” Suna leans forward to ask the gray haired twin
“she’s upset with me”
“yeah no shit, dude” Suna slaps the back of Osamu’s head and scoffs
Osamu frowned, he wasn’t entirely sure what caused your sudden indifference in him
you didn’t sit with the trio during lunch
“you still didn’t figure out why she’s not speaking with you?” Suna asks
“nope”
Atsumu looks up from his lunch and speaks, mouth still full, “are you dumb? it’s because you made fun of how short she was today. the moment you made that joke, Y/n went all quiet. c’mon ‘Samu”
Osamu didn’t know why he was unable to connect the pieces, but now he had the answer in front of him
he left Atsumu and Suna to look for you. you weren’t sitting with your own friends- but one of them had tipped off that you were probably back in the classroom
as he walked towards the classroom, Osamu was drafting an apology for you. upon entering the class, he saw you asleep on your desk
he walked up to you, careful not to make any noise and squatted by your desk
Osamu began brushing the hair out of your face, but his sudden touch stirred you out of your nap and startled you
you sat up, and with wide eyes you looked at your boyfriend. after your nice nap, you were better rested now than you had been in the morning
before you could speak, osamu embraces you in a hug and buries his head into your shoulder
“sorry” he mumbles, “I didn’t mean to upset you when I joked about you being short”
you hug him back, “you’re so cute ‘Samu. I wasn’t mad at you, just really tired today. sorry I ignored you”
Osamu lifts his head to give you a small kiss before offering to give you a piggy back ride to the lunch table for food, and of course you agreed
you decided to not tell him immediately about your little prank, but you didn’t want to spoil the moment
also there’s the possibility that he could drop you, so maybe hold off from telling him
Iwaizumi
umm literally he’s the shortest of the Seijoh third years why do you let him bully you like this
he’ll never say this, but he loves that you’re so small because then he feels taller HAHA Iwa you’re 5′10 that’s already tall
one weekend while hanging out with the other third years, you and your boyfriend are assigned the task of buying snacks for your group’s movie night
at the convenience store, the two of you split paths to cover more ground in less time
however, you’re struggling to reach one particular bag of chips that’s on a higher shelf
(btw the reason why it’s out of reach is bc it’s not a popular brand, but of course Oikawa loves it so you have to get it)
even on your tip-toes, you’re unable to reach it
that’s when you sense your boyfriend behind you, reaching the bag and adding it to his basket
“ah! thanks babe!!” you say, grinning at him. but you notice he’s trying to suppress a laugh
“pfft. you’re so small, i should just buy you one of those claw grabbers”
Iwaizumi watched your smiling face fall into a pout and he gets confused
you’ve never elicited this sort of reaction before
“whatever Iwaizumi” you retort, turning around and walking out of the convenience store by yourself
Iwaizumi’s eyes widen- you hardly ever used his last name when referring to him
while waiting in line at the register he ran through all the other times he’s teased you and how you never said a thing
were you just internalizing it all? how come he never noticed that you didn’t like these sorts of jokes
once he finally paid for everything, he hastily ran outside to look for you
there you were, surrounded by a group of boys
and when I say boys- I mean like middle school boys
the tallest of the bunch grabbed your wrist, “you’re really cute, what school do you go to?”
speaking of you, you literally wanted the earth to swallow you whole. you got mistaken for a middle schooler. you were being hit on by boys younger than you
the worst part was that they were stronger than you and you couldn’t break free. you were literally the same height as their leader why is this happening
this was really embarrassing
“what’s wrong, are you shy or someth-” the leader of the boys stop when he sees Iwaizumi standing behind you
he smiles at the boys and answers, “we’re third years at Aoba Johsai”
the middle school boys whisper amongst themselves
“holy shit- I've seen him play volleyball. he’s the ace!!”
“dude look at his arms they’re HUGE”
the leader of the boys quickly releases your wrist and bows apologetically to you, “I'm very sorry senpai!” and with that, he and the rest of his squad scurried away
Iwaizumi didn’t know whether or not he should laugh at the situation
but what he didn’t expect was for you to hug him, burying your face into his chest
“oh, so you’re not mad at me anymore?”
“I was never mad you idiot- I was pretending to be upset at you. but look where that got me” you mutter
Iwaizumi cups your face and kisses your forehead, “well, for what it’s worth- you’re a stellar actress. let’s head back now, the others are probably waiting for us”
you make him pinky promise that he doesn’t tell Oikawa what happened
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