hello

Hi my name is mia and I'm an asshole that is tying to get by, that also likes to take shitty pictures💩

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Curling

[ibleachednirvana]

only 10 people have watched King of the Hill

[hanukkahlewinsky]

parents: “let’s talk about your future" 

[perrfectly]

“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am still both happy and sad and i’m still trying to figure out how that could be.” The Perks of Being A Wallflower (2012) 

[agentintellect]

can any of you actually remember listening to mr brightside for the first time or is this just another weird phenomenon 

[fuckyeahladygagas]

I would never exist today without David Bowie - Lady Gaga.

[jashikennedy-deactivated2016120]

Huge makeup giveaway!

The unboxed items in this picture are my own, brand new items will be purchased and sent out :)

Giveaway includes 

-Too faced chocolate bar pallet

-Too faced semi sweet chocolate bar pallet

-Lime crime venus pallet

-Chanel Translucent setting powder

- 3 pairs of eyelashes

-3 YSL liquid lipsticks (your choice of color)

-6 Mac lipsticks (your choice of color)

-5 lime crime velvatines (your choice of color)

-4 mac Dazzleglasses (salmon, hot pink, Rags to riches, baby sparks)

- 8 Mac eyeshadows (Elextric eel, Stars b rockets, Strike Apose, Juxt, Plumage, Parfait Amore, Hepcat, Bang on blue)

How to enter!

1) reblog this post

2) like this post

3) follow me

4)follow my ig @/jashikennedy (if you dont have one, its okay)

Do all 4!

each reblog counts as an entry :)

for extra entries you can send asks

Giveaway ends on February 1st 

[block]

Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen

[hornyspice]

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

[designer-croutons]

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

[joshdunisjoshfunblr]

Twenty one pilots in suits appreciation post

[mycheetahsnameisjason]

I appreciate this

[thisxisxawkward]

THE SIGNS SICK

*coughs up blood* I'm fine!: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

*sneezes* I'm literally about to die: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces

[jashikennedy-deactivated2016120]

Huge makeup giveaway!

The unboxed items in this picture are my own, brand new items will be purchased and sent out :)

Giveaway includes 

-Too faced chocolate bar pallet

-Too faced semi sweet chocolate bar pallet

-Lime crime venus pallet

-Chanel Translucent setting powder

- 3 pairs of eyelashes

-3 YSL liquid lipsticks (your choice of color)

-6 Mac lipsticks (your choice of color)

-5 lime crime velvatines (your choice of color)

-4 mac Dazzleglasses (salmon, hot pink, Rags to riches, baby sparks)

- 8 Mac eyeshadows (Elextric eel, Stars b rockets, Strike Apose, Juxt, Plumage, Parfait Amore, Hepcat, Bang on blue)

How to enter!

1) reblog this post

2) like this post

3) follow me

4)follow my ig @/jashikennedy (if you dont have one, its okay)

Do all 4!

each reblog counts as an entry :)

for extra entries you can send asks

Giveaway ends on February 1st 

[zodiacspot]

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

[think4yaself]

[emorenita-deactivated20150420]

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

Fatality

[gainingconfidencexo-deactivated]

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

[musicalpandas]

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

[mr-spiritual]

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

[trustisforfools-blog]

reblogging again for that^

[mayra-quijotesca-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

[pizzoner]

yes

[urlocalmomdad]

nice

[sofapizza]

[illinicoise]

Who is she?

[winemom-culture]

the poor groom’s bride is a…….. horse

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

She’s so tall

[giftheuniverse]

[90s90s90s]

I dont remember this episode of All That

[bangtanbeat-deactivated20160203]

battling leukemia

This is my brother Kevin. Two weeks ago, he was diagnosed with lymphocytic leukemia. Being diagnosed with this illness, my brother has fallen very sick and lost his job due to these unfortunate circumstances. In order to move forward with his medication and chemotherapy, we need the money for it first. I am only 16 years old and still in high school, I am unable to get a job at the moment. Me and my brother’s guardian is my 78 year old grandmother, she’s been living on section 8 and EBT. What we get is barely enough to keep a roof over our heads and now adding on to the expenses of medical attention that my brother needs. Please help my brother through this. I’ve seen the people on here do amazing things to help people, and I really believe that this community of people has the power to create mass change. If you can help at all, it would be incredibly appreciated. All donations will go directly to my brother, and if by some miracle we make enough to cover all of his medical expenses, the rest will be donated to a charity related to leukemia. I wouldn’t ask for this money if I wasn’t so desperate. Please help me spread this post all across tumblr. It’d be much appreciated and it will help my brother get his chemo asap. If you are able to donate, please send all donations to [email protected] with Paypal. I will also try posting this on gofundme. My brother is the only family I have left, I don’t want to lose him too. Please help me get him the medical attention he needs.

[bangtanbeat-deactivated20160203]

Please keep spreading this post around. I hoped I would at least make a couple hundred but only two people have donated so far.