[thebootydiaries]

what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

it’s time to get….. nsfw

[toobertpoondert]

This post gives me anxiety

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[joshpeck]

[basicallyborderline]

you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh

[warmheartworm]

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[spacevorobey]

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[borfuses]

[harrysalbums-deactivated2018031]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

IM SCREAMING

[local--honey]

[intensional]

the holy trinity

[passivites]

*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*

[lohver]

do you ever wonder how many strangers hate you because of how someone else described you to them

[weavemama]

rich people paid 100k to go to trump’s 1 year anniversary party and he’s not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown

[weavemama]

some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trump……… 

[weavemama]

this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites I’m screaming

[raeos]

Fyre Festival

[lostiesgirl]

So, what would be the equivalent of the ball pit?

[weavemama]

finding out Eric trump is hosting and you’re gonna be eating dinner with him instead

[twinkprincessmoved-deactivated2]

OH M Y GOD I CANT BREATHE 

[darknpretty-deactivated20180927]