We Can't All Be Geniuses

[fintan-pyren]

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up

[otiksimr]

hired this thing to stare at you.

[otiksimr]

can't do that but i can double 'em.

[solarsyrup]

fulfills my narrative destiny when my oddly-shaped penis is the perfect fit for the lock on a tiny magic door

[solarsyrup]

normal sized magic door

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[girlnephew]

[caramelalmonnd]

after all the magical girl talk on this blog lately i felt uniquely qualified to make this

[important-cat-pics]

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[amethyst-the-phrog]

[prudencepaccard]

[prudencepaccard]

these tags are so incredible

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

Blending gender....

Blending gender.....

Blending gender......

I'm just gonna leave this for a while

Gender blended

[predatory-lesbians]

genderblent pride flag

[nea-dot-im]

Next time this comes across my dash, I expect to be scrolling for quite a while more just to end up in the opening cutscene of Skyrim

[the-goon-master]

[geminiagentgreen]

[quarkfancam]

thing that happened to me today

[ysolt]

naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

naked with Black Knight Halberd: dark souls speedrunner

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[cowdogpaws]

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[dawn-lilacbloom]