pan flute

thomas, 21 flutist, cool, they/them,

[boarofthenorth100]

Have You Seen Him

[mitsu-eifie]

Sure have

[boarofthenorth100]

Im So Sorry

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Care Deeply For You

[supergameboytwo]

Relationships are like a pizza

[gothyeehaw]

explain

[supergameboytwo]

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

[corbitgun]

what’s today’s mood lads

[vonisv]

[drilbums]

The Age of Adz - Sufjan Stevens

[fightbee]

I did a redraw of John arbuckle instead of my homework

[ihatejonarbuckle]

he does not deserve a nose

[sandsvendor100]

My Name Seymour Im Just A Guy Who Roll Around And Scream And Cry

For Lunch And Dinner, Soup And Mash And Fried Up Goop And Broiling Hash

For Fresh Fine Fruits I Squirt My Tear I Pray That Vegetal Appear

For Me To Eat And Swallow Up For Tongue To Lick And Throat To Slupp

The Carrought Sweet, The Lemon Tart These Fruitsome Treats To Soothe My Heart

For Wiggleng Salmon From A Lake And Perfectly Seared Rib Eye Steak

And Chicken Brest And So Much More I Want My Meal, My Lunch Galore.

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uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*

[jasper-rolls]

this is the anime version of this dril tweet

[tenderfeeling]

here’s me and my dear friend looking small

[fruitsoftheape100]

Do You Love Me ?

[promise-reprise-deactivated2024]

yes

[fruitsoftheape100]

You Would Kill For Me ?

[heather-holloway]

yes

[fruitsoftheape100]

You Would Die For Me ?

[notstraightsonnyjoon]

absolutely

[fruitsoftheape100]

So You Would Do Anything For Me ?

[shee-sh]

anything

[fruitsoftheape100]

[sandsvendor100]

I Can See My Eyes

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

i’m a good man and i’m well versed in the social sciences but i think the funniest thing in the world would be a guy gently peeing a few urinals down, you know, nothing weird, but he pulled down his pants to his knees to do it, okay so you’re feeling a little uneasy but he’s just peeing, you can’t see anything, but instead of just putting his dick away at the end he smack his hands together like he’s done fixing a car yells “WELL! TIME TO SHIT!” spins around on one foot and squats and farts into the urinal i mean what would i even do i don’t know i’d book it for sure i wouldn’t stick around for a second fart and i’d be terrified but i think after the fact nothing would ever make me laugh again you know

[thewickedavatar]

how do you pee gently

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

well you don’t just blast off like a horse before a race you kind of stand or sit it works the same no extra muscles involved if you’re the type to do either i reckon but you just sort of close your eyes and let it flow and you’ll note how weak the stream is. that’s all

[thewickedavatar]

*writing down very fast and quickly* hmmnn yes i see… thank you for your time

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

oh, ah… one more thing before you go, ma’am?

[thewickedavatar]

*writing down even more faster and quicker* yes?

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

some marzipan fruist for you troubles.

[thewickedavatar]

[deceptipup]

[unproduciblesmackdown]

one thing's for sure

depression

[avpdkaneki]

pour one out for all the people who’s messages went unanswered because i told myself i’d answer them later but when later came around i decided it was Too Late

[negativeonetwelfth]

I made a chart

[sandsvendor100]

9 Lucky Women That YOU Are Not 

[zsnes]

how do you know that im not any of those women

[sandsvendor100]

All These Women Are ME