Here there be memes

I'm gay as fuck my dudes. 33, Scottish, I just post memes and gay shit. I'm married to my knife wife @dreamsheartstory

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[un-father]

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[shinraalpha]

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

[sexchangedotcom]

none of these words are in fast car

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[the-hope-gnome]

[werewolfbytes]

GIVE UP ON HARRY POTTER. daniel radcliffe is fucking megan thee stallion on his new tv show and jumping over cars like a teen wolf werewolf get into THAT

[segamascott]

AITA for smiling and laughing

[generic-art]

Vintage Girl Scouts of America ‘Brownie’ pocket knife

[assassinationtipsforladies]

We really need to go back to giving six year old girls knives to carry everywhere

[theatricuddles]

[ID: A red pocket knife that reads Brownie on one side and “be wise, beware, use me with care” on the other.]

[bearwithh]

[glasslipids]

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

[depsidase]

[leo-fie]

@bovineblogger

[omgthatdress]

they need to ban people from being funnier than me about Oscars fashion

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[eliluminado7]

i love how this doesnt look like anything from 2009 in the slightest