Don't Feed The Geek

Indie Matt Throsen from The Blackwell Pages

[thorensson]

Sheriff Throsen: Matt, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people’s affairs.

Matt: Since when, Dad?

[incorrect-blackwell]

Matt: You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?

Reyna: Yeah! [thinks a bit] Oh my god. Is this what it's like to be you?

[incorrect-blackwell]

Matt: My family loves me, they just don’t care about my general happiness or self esteem.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Reyna: Hi Doctor, how are you?

Matt: Oh, you're nice to her.

Reyna: She has the drugs!

[books-n-quotes]

“Anxiety’s like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you very far.”

— Jodi Picoult, Sing You Home

[altmode]

[prince-of-moths]

Otp texts #2

[incorrect-blackwell]

Matt: [about Laurie and Owen] They make a cute couple, huh?

Fen: They’re certainly standing next to each other.

[thorensson]

Owen: You guys, do you know anything about chicks?

Matt: Fowl? No. Women?... No.

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[gulldrengur]

@asgardianhammer. This is us, bro.

[thorensson]

Fen: I'm not afraid.

Laurie: Neither am I.

Matt: Well, I'm terrified! These guys are professional killers! It's their profession!

[books-n-quotes]

My heart has always beat thunderstorms instead of blood.

Gabriel Gadfly, Supercell (via books-n-quotes)

[incorrect-blackwell]

Matt: You made a lot of people around here feel very uncomfortable.

Fen: That's because they're a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.

Matt: I hate to break this to you, but you are also a bitch-ass white boy.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Matt: My grandpa said, “You’re not gonna run away are you?” and I said “No.” You know, like a liar.

[incorrect-tbp]

Matt: Guys, I think I have a problem.

Fen: What, the fire?

Matt: No, the— wait, what fire?

Fen: Oh, forget it, this sounds more interesting.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Laurie: I can't see why anyone wanna kill a little old lady who collects cats and coins.

Matt: Unless somebody wanted the coins. I spent a good chunk of my childhood looking for a 1944 penny worth thousands. [looks at Laurie] Yes, I was a little bit of a nerd. Is that so surprising?

[books-n-quotes]

Letting go doesn’t mean that you don’t care about someone anymore. It’s just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.

Deborah Reber, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul