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Ring the Alarm

[thorfireball]

Call me Thor

She/Her

I’m a cutie pie puppy girl!! Arf!!! (feel free just to refer to me as puppy)

I'm also a massive AURORA fan! Go listen to Come Closer out now!

IRLs filter the tag “ H. posting “

I love my wife: @stormywinter42

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[thorfireball]

I should be put down

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[thorfireball]

This café I’m in keeps play The Oh Hellos, not an issue, but like they’re a little niche so wouldn’t expect it

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[thorfireball]

Terrible service at this café, it’s usually better :/

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[kaban-bang]

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[virtualgirladvance]

maybe the world is worth it after all

[sagasolejma]

Okay awesome gay post aside does anyone know who the absolute queen cosplaying dimitrescu is????

[thorfireball]

why is everything blue?

[filmphotofranz]

Girls on da couch

[thorfireball]

I should be sm3mdms,s,4cllsz

[thorfireball]

sorry felt a lot of emotions

I should be able to just be a puppy around other people and they can talk and do stuff or whatever and I can just be on all fours walking around and they pet me and treat me like the puppy I am and this is 100% normal and chill and they like me and love petting me

[thorfireball]

I should be sm3mdms,s,4cllsz

[filmphotofranz]

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