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I may not know much

[markv5]

Ученым удалось впервые получить фото кота Шредингера в момент перехода между квантовыми состояниями….

[moonlit-sewers]

[jkl-fff]

This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[teenscoolest]

[insomniac-arrest]

Atlantis is like if they took a cast from a work place related comedy (think Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, The Office) and instead of low-stakes hijinks sent them on an Epic Quest

and it’s great

[anxietyproblem]

[ryo-maybe]

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

[nifinof]

[books-and-cookies]

i’ve never related to something more in my entire life:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuks]

[robpilled]

do u ever just

[lolepopenon-moved]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

Adult life is also never cleaning because it’s the only responsibility that Doesn’t have a hard deadline

[teenscoolest]

[pukicho]

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

[destrochao]

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

[pukicho]

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

[toastbutteregg]

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]